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# AMAs Fug Carpet: Ciara
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/amas-fug-carpet-ciara-11-2013/
- Published: 2013-11-25T17:30:11.000Z
- Updated: 2013-11-25T08:06:41.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: Awards & Galas, American Music Awards, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:37

In ancient times, they'd call this a glorified loincloth.

[![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/451798987.xml "Ciara")](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/11/451798987.jpg?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

Today, someone out there is probably calling it a triumph of wicker-inspired accents, and that someone is probably employed at Pier 1 Imports. I prefer to call it a hideous deluge of nefarious netting worn like a compromised pair of panty-hose, brought to you by the letter WHY and the number NEIN.

And, yes, she turned around:

[![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/451809569.xml "Ciara")](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/11/451809569.jpg?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

And yes, it was just as bad from behind. Her haircut is about the only good cheer to be wrung from this mess.

\[Photo: Getty\]