Justin Bieber

Biebs' date was his mother. Just look at this photo and let that sink in for a second. Then imagine what your mother's reaction would've been if you wore this to an awards show. Or anywhere.

Justin Bieber

"Oh hey baby girl, is this where they're holding auditions for the Pink biopic?"

Justin Bieber

Now I feel like I walked in on him on the toilet.

Justin Bieber

Girl, please. You are exaggerating.

Justin Bieber

Those aren't pants; they're a purse with legs.

Bieber

Please stop grabbing the Biebwurst, child. You've got a long way to go before you're the new Justin Timberlake.

Nicki Minaj, Justin Bieber

NO. NICKI. ABORT. U-TURN.

AMAs Fug Carpet: Justin Bieber

I wish I were joking, and that these belonged to Mickey Rourke. Not so. [Photos: Getty]