Ke$ha
Lest you think I don't appreciate the effort: I totally do. I'm very happy she actually appears to care about her appearance. Bravo for pride. And the idea and the color are nice. But I'm a little concerned about the execution: The bodice seems off-center and kind of crooked on her chest, in a way that's distracting me and recalling bad wallpaper jobs.
Ke$ha
But I think I can see where they glued on her hair. Also, we haven't discussed yet how she totally Montagged herself. By which I mean, she kind of LOOKS like Heidi Montag now, all sculpted and with bleached fakey hair that may only move as a solid unit. I was looking at old photos and I THINK Ke$ha got a nose job in the last six months, perhaps? I don't mind -- no judgment, and it's not bad rhinoplasty if indeed it is one -- but it's very startling when we have reached a day when my brain starts to cross Ke$ha with Heidi Montag. That's just not a place I EVER thought I would be. Obviously her lack of GG breasts was a dead giveaway, but in that first moment of "Who IS this?" I wasn't looking so far south.
Ke$ha
This is actually EXACTLY how I imagine Heidi Montag praying for things: a clean-shaven Spencer, a fame baby, a photographer outside her house, a curling-iron accident for Lauren Conrad, etc. It is also what I sincerely hope the innermost sanctum of the Scientology center looks like.