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# AMAs Fug or Fab Carpet: Zoe Saldana
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/amas-fug-or-fab-carpet-zoe-saldana-11-2013/
- Published: 2013-11-25T18:00:44.000Z
- Updated: 2013-11-25T19:20:05.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: Awards & Galas, Fug or Fab, American Music Awards, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:37

Notes on a Fug or Fab:

[![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/451798639.xml "Zoe Saldana")](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/11/451798639.jpg?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

\-- Insert comment on excellence of her head/face region; bonus points for a *Center Stage* joke and double-bonus for a *Crossroads* reference, but demerits for *Avatar*.

\-- Question the merits of the patent-leather headband being passed off as a strap

\-- Inquire about the pillowcase stapled to her hindquarters

\-- Wonder if the dress itself is otherwise pretty

\-- Wonder if the dress itself looks like counting sheep in the night sky

\-- Wonder if you are, in fact, asleep yourself

\-- Wonder why you don't have better hair on your own head if you are asleep and this is a dream

\-- Conclude this is not a dream

\-- Take a look at it from another angle

[![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/451799341.xml "Zoe Saldana")](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/11/451799341.jpg?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

\-- Decide it looks much better if you pretend the satin scourge is gone

\-- Frown very, very darkly at that gigantic slap bracelet leeching to her shoulder, because it's still not okay

[![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/451840285.xml "Zoe Saldana")](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/11/451840285.jpg?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

\-- Admire her for looking wantonly gorgeous next to a lumberjack who may or may not be sniffing out the blood types of everyone in the front row, for snacking purposes

\-- Put it up to a vote

\-- Remember photo credit

\[Photos: Getty\]