> ## Content Index > Fetch the complete content index at: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/llms.txt > Use this file to discover other available public pages before exploring further. # AMAs Fug or Whatever Carpet: Lady Gaga - URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/amas-fug-or-whatever-carpet-lady-gaga/ - Published: 2013-11-25T17:00:16.000Z - Updated: 2013-11-25T17:33:36.000Z - Author: Heather - Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:35 ## Lady Gaga ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/451804191.xml) What I want to know is, are those people in a union? Is there a rep on hand to make sure she feeds and waters them at appropriate intervals while they are locomoting her imaginary pet? Is anyone or anything insured in the event that one of them sneezes and they drop her? ## Lady Gaga ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/451794505.xml) This also evokes Lady Godiva a little, but apparently this is the dress she wears in her Versace ad, now that she's signed on as the face of the brand (which feels like the right fit, actually). I wonder if she realizes being the Face of Versace does not mean Being Donatella Versace's Face. Let's hope so. Because I do LIKE seeing her face, and therefore it should remain her own. ## Lady Gaga ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/451794945.xml) It's... fine? Pretty color, strange harness, and I'm not sure Cinderella or any of her ilk would be so keen to mangle their mammaries thusly. ## Lady Gaga ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/451794477.xml) Is her horse... quilted? Does it pick her up more quickly if it's designed like a Bounty paper towel? ## Lady Gaga, R. Kelly ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/451832305.xml) And then these two came out in some kind of Marilyn/Oval Office-inspired performance of "Do What U Want," in which she called him "President Kelly," which struck fear in the hearts of even the most ardent "Trapped In The Closet" fans. (I also feel like a bone-headed Marilyn And The President thing is kind of tasteless right after the anniversary of JFK's assassination, no? I mean, we all know which president she was associated with, after all.) Anyway, they started out with a "Trapped"-like preamble, and then there was a lot of blah and some writhing. Gaga sang this on SNL the other weekend, and it was really kind of terrible there, too -- I don't care for the song itself, and the choreography was so toddler-awkward that I was actually acutely embarrassed by it. Not to mention a) regardless of the lyrics around it ("You can't have my heart and you won't use my mind," or "You can't stop my voice 'cause you don't own my life") the refrain "you can do what you want with my body" is a too glib and flippant for me, in a "Blurred Lines" kind of way; and b) it's REALLY WEIRD hearing her sing that with a dude who was accused of statutory rape and who has been linked to giving golden showers to underage people. The whole thing feels tone deaf, rather than empowering. ## Lady Gaga, R. Kelly ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/451832417.xml) For one long, confused moment I thought R. Kelly had thrown his hands, like some sort of Go-Go-Gadget limb ventriloquist. ## Lady Gaga ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/451832331.xml) However, cute glasses help. [AMAs Fug or Whatever Carpet: Lady GagaIt's been a while since Lady Gaga held a red carpet hostage to her shenanigans. At least this one didn't involve gestation and birth; just some strange combination of Donatella Versace and Bianca Jagger riding the horse to Studio 54 on her birthday (per E!), because she fancies her album to be disco-infused. I think we can all be grateful she didn't use an actual horse, because that would've left a delightful minefield of steaming divots for everyone else to traverse, in a way that might be too symbolic for anyone to handle. \[Photos: Getty\]![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/451804191.xml)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/amas-fug-or-whatever-carpet-lady-gaga-11-2013/)