Carrie Underwood

I think I'd have liked this dress so much better if it were all lined the way the skirt and the neck are. The giant block of white corsetry is screaming at me to stare right at it, which seems like a waste of her face, frankly.

Carrie Underwood

This, I actually rather like. She stood normally in it most of the night; I just found this stance hilarious given the lines of the dress. But it's fun. It's spunky. She LOVES a bootie, too, doesn't she? Also, I want her legs. Can someone make that happen without requiring a year in the gym? Intern George? Some magic, please?

Carrie Underwood

Yeah, of course this happened onstage. I wonder if she and the aforementioned Ms. Swift caused a tulle shortage anywhere with their respective performance outfits. Also, Underwood here is never truly happy if you can't see at LEAST one of her entire thighs while singing.

AMAs Fugs and Fabs: Carrie Underwood

There are times when I don't think I can write another word about Carrie Underwood. But she just keeps showing up, and it's hard to ignore her. I'll start with this: As much as I liked Taylor Swift's nude dress this time, don't you wish SHE would turn up somewhere in sassy blue, or fuchsia? Did Underwood steal the rainbow or something? [Photos: Getty]