Nicole Richie
I am legitimately so disturbed by how tenuously cut this is. If she sits down, we're suddenly her proctologists.
Nicole Richie
From the front, it merely inspires comparisons to the dress in Pretty Woman. And that character was a prostitute and even SHE made sure she could sit down and eat some cocktail olives real fast (not a euphemism) without giving everyone all her Rump Information.
Christina Aguilera
She's been very constructive so far on The Voice -- I do like her on that show -- but this dress is not good. It looks like a popped seam, not a sexy window.
Naya Rivera
This photo FREAKED ME OUT because it looks like either her head is on backwards, or her shoulder blades just went through an unexpected and searingly thorough puberty.
Kendall Jenner
Let's be charitable and start with the usual braying about how these are the wrong shoes, before we get to the part where that is four sizes too small and possibly actively shrinking down one more.
Kylie Jenner
The peekaboo here is what this child is having to do through her bangs. And I guess what her midsection is doing from beneath the world's largest lobster bib.