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# AMAs Unfug It Up: Taylor Swift
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/amas-unfug-it-up-taylor-swift-11-2013/
- Published: 2013-11-25T15:30:32.000Z
- Updated: 2013-11-25T17:27:24.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: Awards & Galas, Unfug It Up, American Music Awards, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:37

I'm loving the fullness of Swifty's hair here.

[![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/451798469.xml "Taylor Swift")](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/11/451798469.jpg?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

But she, like Heidi before her, looks like she's jacking the skeeze of someone Of The Night -- in this case, a former roller-disco queen named Venus Mercury, who became a hostess-on-wheels at a swinger's club after a brief stint as the second alternate on the Olympic skating team, where she was known as Kelly-Ann and slept on a Holly Hobbie pillowcase.

The thing is, I like the skirt and the shoes; I just wish the bodice had rethought its direction in life. That's not going to be flattering on anyone, particularly, besides which not *everything* on a person's body has to be tiny and tight all at the same time. The skirt has enough sass for the rest of it; I'd have kept it simpler up top. Would you salvage this, or scrap it?

\[Photo: Getty\]