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# AMAs Well Played, Taylor Swift
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/amas-well-played-taylor-swift/
- Published: 2012-11-19T22:00:01.000Z
- Updated: 2012-11-19T17:51:04.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:31

## Taylor Swift

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I think Taylor looks stunning here -- really grown-up, as opposed to really trying to be. Yeah, it's short, but how often does Taylor Swift ever work the legs? It's a fun change, it's lively, the dress is beautiful, and her head looks tremendous. Poor Conor is totally sitting at home staring into a 40 and whimpering to his friends, "DUDE, bro."

## Taylor Swift

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/11/156667970.jpg)

And then on-stage, Taylor showed up in a more typical white sheath that was strangely lumpy and boring and shapeless.

## Taylor Swift

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/11/156672837.jpg)

And then the Phantom of the Opera's low-rent cousin showed up. He calls himself the Spook of the All-Purpose Event Center(s), and he's way more of a spotlight whore.

## Taylor Swift

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/11/156667954.jpg)

So Taylor rips open the boring white dress -- which we now know was dumb and shapeless and lumpy because it had to conceal another costume and then get torn away -- to reveal that she is Helena Bonham Carter crossed with Nicki Minaj with a sprinkling of Carrie Underwood. In a way I'm surprised she waited this long for total on-stage drama, but I'm concerned this might be ushering in an era of unitards and leotards and innumerable other pelvis-abusing garments. And then THEY will want to write some songs.

[AMAs Well Played, Taylor SwiftThe most important question in all this is, does Taylor still own the across-the-street love nest in Hyannisport? Because the song I want to hear is the one about when she brings one of the One Direction kids home to it and Conor Kennedy gets het up and there is a mighty clash of mop-tops. \[Photos: Getty\]![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2012/11/156664605.jpg)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/amas-well-played-taylor-swift-11-2012/)