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# Amber Fugletta
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/amber-fugletta-2-10-2012/
- Published: 2012-10-29T18:00:43.000Z
- Updated: 2012-10-28T05:32:07.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, super(and unsuper)models, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:31

This is a classic example of the dress wearing the lady, rather than the reverse -- a particularly sad case when the woman is a former model, and thus, being noticeable while wearing things was her entire job.

[![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/154849218.xml "Amber Valletta")](https://gofugyourself.com/amber-fugletta-2-10-2012/lacma-2012-art-film-gala-honoring-ed-ruscha-and-stanley-kubrick-presented-by-gucci-red-carpet-3?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

There might be a germ of something pretty here, but I really don't like how those ruffles drift away like molting feathers so that they both frame and bisect her chest. It's like Leftie up there is playing peek-a-boob, or batting its lashes at you. Plus, the cut of this whole enterprise is unflattering. Is she confirmed dead on *Revenge* yet? I can't remember because that show is up to about 90 percent dreary and about two minutes after it ends I forget that I've even watched it. I forget that I've watched it about two minutes after I've finished. Anyway, for her sake, I'm hoping we can blame the nefarious hand of Victoria Grayson for this, and/or the vaguely *Alias*\-sounding Initiative. Seriously, I'm surprised they didn't just call it SD-7.

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