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Amber Heard Aquaman Valentino
Mandatory Credit: Photo by Anthony Harvey/REX/Shutterstock (9993091ac) Amber Heard 'Aquaman' film premiere, London, UK - 26 Nov 2018

Very VERY few actresses would have worn this headpiece, but of course the headpiece is what makes it so entertaining. Come on, everyone -- please stick more things on your head on the red carpet.

Amber Heard Aquaman Valentino
Mandatory Credit: Photo by Anthony Harvey/REX/Shutterstock (9993091ar) Amber Heard 'Aquaman' film premiere, London, UK - 26 Nov 2018

I will say that when I saw this shot on Karla Welch's Instagram -- she styles Amber -- I thought it was Emily Blunt. I never noticed how much Emily and Amber look alike. I also thought, "WOW that's a BOLD LOOK for a Mary Poppins event!" 

Amber Heard Aquaman Valentino
Mandatory Credit: Photo by Anthony Harvey/REX/Shutterstock (9993091au) Amber Heard 'Aquaman' film premiere, London, UK - 26 Nov 2018

I am not in love with the slit....

Amber Heard Aquaman Valentino
Mandatory Credit: Photo by NEIL HALL/EPA-EFE/REX/Shutterstock (9993279h) Amber Heard attends the world premiere of 'Aquaman' in London, Britain, 26 November 2018. The comic-book film will be released in the United Kingdom on 14 December 2018. World premiere of Aquaman in London, United Kingdom - 26 Nov 2018

...but when it looks like this is a column dress with a train, it's pretty divine. (I suppose she does need to be able to walk. FINE.) 

Amber Heard Aquaman Valentino
Mandatory Credit: Photo by Anthony Harvey/REX/Shutterstock (9993091bb) Amber Heard 'Aquaman' film premiere, London, UK - 26 Nov 2018

And it looks AMAZING from the side. All around, despite my tiny notes and nitpicks, the overall effect is pretty spectacular here.

Amber Heard Aquaman Valentino
Mandatory Credit: Photo by Anthony Harvey/REX/Shutterstock (9993091v) Amber Heard 'Aquaman' film premiere, London, UK - 26 Nov 2018

And there is something about this train that also feels highly aquatic. I haven't had enough coffee to hammer out the "Shape of Water"/"Aquaman" hybrid joke I've got ratting around in my head, but I promise you: It's in there.

The Best Time for a Formal Swim-Cap IS at the Aquaman Premiere
Listen, it's thematic.

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