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Jake Gyllenhaal

PARIS, FRANCE - MARCH 20: Jake Gyllenhaal attends the "Ambulance" premiere at Cinema UGC Normandie on March 20, 2022 in Paris, France. (Photo by Marc Piasecki/Getty Images)

I think Jake has picked up a new stylist over the last year-ish or so, and honestly -- it's been going well. This is snazzy, although the greens somewhat clash. It's a chic clash!

Jake Gyllenhaal

PARIS, FRANCE - MARCH 20: Actor Jake Gyllenhaal attends the "Ambulance" premiere at Cinema UGC Normandie on March 20, 2022 in Paris, France. (Photo by Stephane Cardinale - Corbis/Corbis via Getty Images)

Here we are without the overcoat. I legit have a blazer this color dating from 1987. Time to haul her back out and let her LIVE!

Eiza Gonzalez in Stella McCartney

PARIS, FRANCE - MARCH 20: Actress Eiza Gonzalez attends the "Ambulance" premiere at Cinema UGC Normandie on March 20, 2022 in Paris, France. (Photo by Stephane Cardinale - Corbis/Corbis via Getty Images)

This color is gorgeous and I DO respect the desire to just....not, when it comes to a waistband.

Yahya Abdul-Mateen II

PARIS, FRANCE - MARCH 20: Actor Yahya Abdul-Mateen II attends the "Ambulance" premiere at Cinema UGC Normandie on March 20, 2022 in Paris, France. (Photo by Marc Piasecki/Getty Images)

All the main players in this film clearly got on the group text and decided they needed to wear some sheen. This is elegant!

The New Michael Bay Movie Premiered in Paris This Weekend and People Were Shiny
Shiny but also attractive.

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