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# American Fugdol: Jennifer Lopez in Valentino and Marchesa Notte
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/american-fugdol-jennifer-lopez-2-03-2015/
- Published: 2015-03-12T20:00:09.000Z
- Updated: 2015-03-12T19:26:03.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:41

"HOLA LOVERS.

![jennifer lopez instagram american idol XIV](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2015/03/screen-shot-2015-03-12-at-10-58-49-am.png "Jennifer Lopez ")

"Do you like my blouse? Pants are for fools, lovers. Pants are for Garners. When you are the president of Legifornia, you do not play coy.

![jennifer lopez harry connick jr american idol XiV finalists](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/03/FFN_AFP_AmericanIdol_Party_031115_51677533.jpg "Jennifer Lopez and Harry Connick Jr.")

"And when you are standing cheek-to-bits with this person, you show him what he cannot tough. In case he decides to touch it anyway. Oh, LOVERS, do not clutch your pearls. I am not interested in making people divorce who are not me. Look at it like strength training for relationships. Can you handle Hurricane Lopez? Can you? And what if I move over like *this*? And then wriggle a little? Then you are fine. DUMB, BUT FINE."

![jennifer lopez american idol finalists party 2015](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/03/jennifer-lopez-FFN_AFP_AmericanIdol_Party_031115_51677542.jpg "Jennifer Lopez")

"Also, lovers, I think it is time to poison my makeup artist. Not to kill. Just as a warning. A teeny tiny arsenic warning. Would you go to Mount Rushmore and try to change anything? NO. THEN DO NOT TINKER WITH THE LOPEZ."

\[Photos: [J.Lo's Instagram](https://instagram.com/jlo/?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io), Fame/Flynet\]