Heidi Klum

Well, Armani, you win some and you lose some. Look, Heidi Klum is believable as a beauty queen, but I don't know if she really needed to turn it up to 11 and actually wear the sashes. All the sashes, technically.

Heidi Klum

Do we think those are hotpants underneath there? What does it say about me that I actually hope they ARE hotpants? Both for the purposes of hilarity and modesty? Perhaps that I'm a fan of multitasking undercrackers.

Heidi Klum's shoes

These are not to my personal taste, but I can see SOMEONE liking them. Like, say, Jem. Of Holograms fame.

American Music Awards Fug Carpet: Heidi Klum in Armani

Noted musician Heidi Klum, at the American Music Awards! I assume she's there to accept her award for Best German Language Spoken Word Poetry Recording, or something? No? Huh. I would have bet money. [Photos: Splash]