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# American Fugs
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/american_fugs100510-10-2010/
- Published: 2010-10-05T09:00:00.000Z
- Updated: 2010-10-05T09:11:51.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: beige, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:27

Oh dear:  
  
![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2010/10/95091_104637898.jpg "The 8th Annual Teen Vogue Young Hollywood Party - Inside")

  
Hey, Brittany Snow? Hi. We don't know each other, but I'm one of the nine people who watched all of *American Dreams* and thus I FEEL like I know you. (I love me some period dramas. Ask me about how I was the only person in my high school watching *Homefront*! If only the Internet had existed then.) So I feel like I can tell you something. And that something is this: YOU LOOK DESPERATE IN THIS. Actually, desperate is not the right word, not exactly. I mean more....GENERIC. Cookie-cutter. Like someone who might list Paris Hilton as one of her style inspirations and who thinks a lot about which bikini wax is the most *au courant*. Is that REALLY the best way, do you think, to get yourself another job in this town? I mean, let's be honest, it MIGHT be. But maybe not the job you want.