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# America's Got Fug
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/americas-got-fug-08-2013/
- Published: 2013-08-08T19:00:46.000Z
- Updated: 2013-08-08T20:36:31.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:37

Lunchtime poll:

[![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/175763869.xml ""America's Got Talent" Season 8  Red Carpet Event")](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/08/175763869.jpg?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

Is this or is this not the just cocktail party version of those saucy bikini body/bodybuilder novelty aprons designed so you can tie something cartoonishly idealized over your actual body while you're standing around frying bacon? On the other hand: Mmmmm, cocktail bacon.