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# America's Got Talent, And Fuggery
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/americas-got-talent-and-fuggery/
- Published: 2018-08-16T13:45:20.000Z
- Updated: 2018-08-15T21:41:58.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:58

## Tyra Banks

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2018/08/wenn35124905-1534364976.jpg)

"America's Got Talent" Season 13 Live Show Red Carpet Featuring: Tyra Banks Where: Hollywood, California, United States When: 15 Aug 2018 Credit: FayesVision/WENN.com

Okay. So. Do I love this? No. It reminds me of when Big Brother makes a competition loser wear a unitard for a week, and sometimes you think, 'Man, why is this yahoo STILL wearing stretchy shiny spandex? And there are no sweat stains? Do they have 3 of those and rotate them in while someone launders the others?' (And people say *Big Brother* doesn't make you think.) All that said, this also manages to be the most flattering thing she's worn in a long time.

## Mel B

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2018/08/wenn35124943-1534364997.jpg)

"America's Got Talent" Season 13 Live Show Red Carpet Featuring: Mel B Where: Hollywood, California, United States When: 15 Aug 2018 Credit: FayesVision/WENN.com

The illusion netting is just REALLY drawing attention to itself. As are her underpants. It's as if to say, "EVERYONE PLEASE TAKE NOTICE OF MY GENITAL SHIELD." I guess it beats the alternative.

## Simon Cowell

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2018/08/wenn35124956-1534365009.jpg)

"America's Got Talent" Season 13 Live Show Red Carpet Featuring: Simon Cowell Where: Hollywood, California, United States When: 15 Aug 2018 Credit: FayesVision/WENN.com

That is the exact face I make whenever I contemplate[ his ABSURD and TERRIBLE and LAZY wardrobe that I do not believe has changed in over a decade](https://gofugyourself.com/i-cant-simon-cowell-07-2018?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io).

## Howie Mandel

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2018/08/wenn35124916-1534364987.jpg)

"America's Got Talent" Season 13 Live Show Red Carpet Featuring: Howie Mandel Where: Hollywood, California, United States When: 15 Aug 2018 Credit: FayesVision/WENN.com

See, Simon? At least Howie is TRYING, even if it's still a bit of a mess. It's a BETTER mess than your jeans and neck tan.

[Mel B Has Really Toned It Down LatelyWhich isn't to say there aren't still sheers involved.![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2018/08/wenn35124943-1534364997.jpg)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/mel-b-has-really-toned-it-down-lately-08-2018/)