Tyra Banks
Okay. So. Do I love this? No. It reminds me of when Big Brother makes a competition loser wear a unitard for a week, and sometimes you think, 'Man, why is this yahoo STILL wearing stretchy shiny spandex? And there are no sweat stains? Do they have 3 of those and rotate them in while someone launders the others?' (And people say Big Brother doesn't make you think.) All that said, this also manages to be the most flattering thing she's worn in a long time.
Mel B
The illusion netting is just REALLY drawing attention to itself. As are her underpants. It's as if to say, "EVERYONE PLEASE TAKE NOTICE OF MY GENITAL SHIELD." I guess it beats the alternative.
Simon Cowell
That is the exact face I make whenever I contemplate his ABSURD and TERRIBLE and LAZY wardrobe that I do not believe has changed in over a decade.
Howie Mandel
See, Simon? At least Howie is TRYING, even if it's still a bit of a mess. It's a BETTER mess than your jeans and neck tan.