Heidi Klum
I assume her floral jumpsuit from the other day was ALSO her walking back and forth from a car to work. This is a really good smart-casual look and I'm so happy that I actually GET IT, unlike so many of the trousers she's worn in the past. My brain needs to be eased gently back into this, Heidi.
Heidi
That shirt made me laugh. I can't decide if she counts as a 90s supermodel, or if she hit supermodel status in the aughts. Is this the equivalent of Tom Brady going to Publix in a Tom Brady jersey, or is this like Tom Brady going to Publix in a Mike Alstott jersey (y'all, I had to dig deep into my memory banks for a popular Buc of mild yore, I am very proud of myself for that one).
Sofia Vergara
If you told me she'd borrowed this from Heidi, I would believe it.
Sofia Vergara
"Amanda and Ashley, I am putting you ON NOTICE," Sofia thought as she walked jauntily to the building.
Sofia Vergara
I am maybe a little worried she went overboard on the "back to life, back to reality" facial injections? I suspect all of us are going to have moments like that, where we're like, "Wait, what, I can go somewhere? I NEED TO FIX EVERYTHING, RIGHT NOW, HARD." I'm nervous that split ends are going to lead to me being impulsively drastic at my first hair appointment, whenever that is.
Howie Mandel
Howie, like Rumer Willis before him today, has chosen messagewear. And angry pants. His legs are glaring at me like a demented Disney villain of yore.
Howie
Do we think Howie is writing his own t-shirt jokes? I groaned at the tee, but I did giggle at the toupe.
Howie Mandel
Likewise, the overalls are amusing. Working during a global pandemic must be a challenge for a famous germaphobe. Sincerely. I don't blame him for going full spaceman, with overalls pockets for sanitizer and extra masks. Also, I see those angry eyes on your shirt, though, sir. What in the Looney Toons is going on with those? And do I need one? ARE THEY MY SOUL IN CARTOON EYE FORM???