America's Got Talent finale

Heidi Klum

This is chic on Heidi. Time was, she'd just have worn the top part, extended down like two inches, and then covered in mosquito netting. Count our blessings that the worms wriggling over her torso are at least pretty and sparkly.

Sofia Vergara

Sofia thoughtfully coordinated with her. The skirt is gorgeous. (Yes, the top is pretty much the same, but the structure is less dreamy than the flow of the bottom.)

Heidi Klum

This was from last week, and it's also good, if slightly more complicated for sitting. I guess they're behind a table, so no one knows whether it's all riding up to your waist.

Sofia Vergara

HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA - SEPTEMBER 14: Sofía Vergara arrives at Dolby Theatre on September 14, 2021 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by Steve Granitz/WireImage)

This is also fine -- I believe someone's soul is trapped in her necklace, which is exciting -- but I really do sincerely hope she finds another shoe option besides these blocky platforms.

Heidi Klum

I'm not sure where exactly Heidi wore this last week -- somewhere in Beverly Hills, but to what, I don't know -- but you're getting it as bonus Klum content. It looks like her right boob simply refused to be contained on this night.

Idina Menzel

Back to the finale. I like this dress a lot, but I'm not feeling the hairstyle on Idina. Or is it the brow/eye makeup situation that feels off?

Rico Rodriguez

This is the actor who played Sofia Vergara's son on Modern Family. HE HAS A BEARD NOW. I AM OLD.

Howie Mandel

Crisp as ever.

Simon Cowell

Terrible, as ever. He always looks like he's slowly melting.

Simon Cowell

No Simon. Your thumbs are turned the wrong way.

Terry Crews

Not loving the color combo -- or maybe the pearls? -- but he appears about to jump. I don't have a photo of whether he did...

Terry Crews

... but that's what finale night is for, baby! Him being unsupportive of Gabriele Union in her issues with AGT really turned me off, but I can still appreciate a leap.