Heidi Klum

Remember Peaches & Cream Barbie, whose dress came with a matching peach stole that you could wrap around her, or just leave on your floor because it was kind of a pain? This is JUST the stole.

Leni Klum

I feel like Leni Klum doesn't HAVE to wear terrible stuff like this to get attention. She's Heidi Klum's daughter; she's going to get the invitations and the pictures. Imagine how cool it would be if she were using this boost to be SUPER stylish. Instead we have crotch scrunchies.

Heidi Klum

Heidi changed into this, presumably because she couldn't DO anything in the other dress? This dress needs some Rogaine.

Diane Kruger in Prada

I never love crinkle fabric, but it might have been easier to get around if she didn't have an unworkable hairdo. It's like... a Roaring Twenties mullet.

Michelle Yeoh

Obviously, this ensemble exists for the jewels. And they're impressive, but... am I nuts? Are they TOO much? Would that necklace be more effective against skin rather than against material that looks like a mannequin in a store, or the inside of a jewelry box?

Kelly Rowland in Gaurav Gupta

This has a LOT going for it, but the top is letting ALL of it down by pinching the shit out of her.

Colman Domingo

Hello, sir. I've missed you. That jacket is lovely.

Bella Thorne

I wish this didn't look like she started with her favorite bra and then got out some glue. But for a sheer dress, it looks pretty good on her.

Coco Rocha in Yanina

God bless Coco Rocha for leaving subtlety at home.

Demi Moore in custom Loewe

Very pretty.

Maria Bakalova

Bulgarian actress Maria Bakalova arrives to attend the annual amfAR Cinema Against AIDS Cannes Gala at the Hotel du Cap-Eden-Roc in Cap d'Antibes, southern France, on the sidelines of the 77th Cannes Film Festival, on May 23, 2024. (Photo by Sameer Al-Doumy / AFP) (Photo by )

Pia Wurtzbach

This maybe didn't NEED to be a high-cut bodysuit underneath? It could've just all been that thicker fabric. I do love the cuffs.

Rose Bertram

Those ruffled pants are a HOOT, like if Ann Taylor momentarily forgot itself.

Hana Cross

This could have been straightforward enough...

... but of course it's not.

Michelle Rodriguez

I like the detail on that dress, but she often looks very... windblown. Or like she rushed there.

Leonie Hanne

This cut of dress rarely ever looks like it's sitting in the right place.

Alexander Edwards and Cher

I'm just gonna say it. I think Cher looks sort of ... muted.

Alton Mason

I might have left off the necklace, since it's mostly hidden.

Elsa Hosk in Nina Ricci

I love how dramatic this is.

Nick Jonas

I forgot about him! And where's Priyanka? We haven't heard much from EITHER of them lately.

Joe Jonas

Very banal all around.

Leomie Anderson

She is wearing a crystalized basketball net and... I might LOVE it?

Maria Borges

I guess they TRIED to make the bra part feel a little different, but...

Tommy Hilfiger and Dee Ocleppo

I very much enjoy her dress, which reminds me of the old Batman cartoons. BANG! ZAP! ZOWIE!

Victoria Bonya

She looks like an exotic bird.

Andie MacDowell

Did Andie's stylist forget about this one?

Robin Thicke and April Love Geary

And why is THIS dude around? I thought we were done with him. I also do not think this dress is as sexy as his wife thinks it is. It's like... a merkin crossed with a mantilla.

Barbara Palvin

And somehow she's the only one NOT dripping in massive jewels, and this outfit maybe needed some.

Tatiana Korsakova

The back makes the front of this somewhat beside the point.

Hofit Golan

We never see her anywhere but at Cannes, really, but Hofit always knows her way around a giant skirt. This is so fun.

Winnie Harlow

I like this on her. I will also forget it tomorrow. Although I'm old now so I'll probably forget a LOT of things tomorrow.

Natasha Poly

Don't lose the key!!!!

Karolina Kurkova in Valdrin Sahiti

I enjoy the sculptural aspect of this more than I enjoy the half-baked Amy Winehouse eyeliner.

Toni Garrn in Zuhair Murad

This is neat AND I bet the texture feels cool.

Alex Scott, Jess Glynne

Alex is wearing half of a great dress -- I think if the detail went just a LITTLE lower it'd sing more for me? Jess, whose music I enjoy, looks a little like she's the Greek chorus in a staging of Antigone.

Paris Jackson

I feel like I can't... muster up a thought. It's fine.

Oksana Girko

No idea who this is but the fact that she is dressed as if she's on fire is hilarious. Blessings to her and to us all.

Yulia Yanina

This is the designer of Yanina Couture, and she looks exactly as wacky as I would expect based on some of her output.

Heidi Klum Erupted in Ruffles at amfAR

But otherwise... meh.