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Andrea Riseborough

CAP D'ANTIBES, FRANCE - MAY 22: Andrea Riseborough attends the amfAR gala Cannes 2025 presented by Chopard at Hotel du Cap-Eden-Roc on May 22, 2025 in Cap d'Antibes, France. (Photo by Mike Marsland/WireImage)

Andrea also, in this moment, kind of looks like Jack White. Or Severus Snape. BOTH. The coat dress might be great; the blouse; hilarious.

Colman Domingo

CAP D'ANTIBES, FRANCE - MAY 22: Colman Domingo attends the amfAR gala Cannes 2025 presented by Chopard at Hotel du Cap-Eden-Roc on May 22, 2025 in Cap d'Antibes, France. (Photo by Mike Marsland/WireImage)

He is a breath of fresh air.

Taraji P. Henson

CAP D'ANTIBES, FRANCE - MAY 22: Taraji P. Henson attends the amfAR gala Cannes 2025 presented by Chopard at Hotel du Cap-Eden-Roc on May 22, 2025 in Cap d'Antibes, France. (Photo by Mike Marsland/WireImage)

This is a hot lopsided mess.

Odell Beckham Jr.

CAP D'ANTIBES, FRANCE - MAY 22: Odell Beckham Jr. attends the amfAR gala Cannes 2025 presented by Chopard at Hotel du Cap-Eden-Roc on May 22, 2025 in Cap d'Antibes, France. (Photo by Mike Marsland/WireImage)

I... am... curious what those... orifices... are on his suit.

Heidi Klum

CAP D'ANTIBES, FRANCE - MAY 22: Heidi Klum attends the amfAR gala Cannes 2025 presented by Chopard at Hotel du Cap-Eden-Roc on May 22, 2025 in Cap d'Antibes, France. (Photo by Samir Hussein/WireImage)

"We're not technically AT Cannes, so I can wear WHATEVER I WANT!!!"

Barbara Palvin

CAP D'ANTIBES, FRANCE - MAY 22: Barbara Palvin attends the amfAR gala Cannes 2025 presented by Chopard at Hotel du Cap-Eden-Roc on May 22, 2025 in Cap d'Antibes, France. (Photo by Mike Marsland/WireImage)

"DITTO."

Frida Aasen

CAP D'ANTIBES, FRANCE - MAY 22: CAP D'ANTIBES, FRANCE - MAY 22: Frida Aasen attends the amfAR gala Cannes 2025 presented by Chopard at Hotel du Cap-Eden-Roc on May 22, 2025 in Cap d'Antibes, France. (Photo by Stephane Cardinale - Corbis/Corbis via Getty Images)

"I'm IN."

Paris Jackson

CAP D'ANTIBES, FRANCE - MAY 22: CAP D'ANTIBES, FRANCE - MAY 22: Paris Jackson attends the amfAR gala Cannes 2025 presented by Chopard at Hotel du Cap-Eden-Roc on May 22, 2025 in Cap d'Antibes, France. (Photo by Stephane Cardinale - Corbis/Corbis via Getty Images)

"ME FOUR. Questionable crotch reporting for duty."

Ciara

CAP D'ANTIBES, FRANCE - MAY 22: CAP D'ANTIBES, FRANCE - MAY 22: Ciara attends the amfAR gala Cannes 2025 presented by Chopard at Hotel du Cap-Eden-Roc on May 22, 2025 in Cap d'Antibes, France. (Photo by Stephane Cardinale - Corbis/Corbis via Getty Images)

This is an ode to tying something around your waist because you're afraid there's a stain on your butt.

Lena Mahfouf

CAP D'ANTIBES, FRANCE - MAY 22: Léna Mahfouf attends the amfAR gala Cannes 2025 presented by Chopard at Hotel du Cap-Eden-Roc on May 22, 2025 in Cap d'Antibes, France. (Photo by Mike Marsland/WireImage)

She looks great, and I LOVE seeing that ruby pendant. We don't get enough of those.

Mariska Hargitay

CAP D'ANTIBES, FRANCE - MAY 22: CAP D'ANTIBES, FRANCE - MAY 22: Mariska Hargitay attends the amfAR gala Cannes 2025 presented by Chopard at Hotel du Cap-Eden-Roc on May 22, 2025 in Cap d'Antibes, France. (Photo by Stephane Cardinale - Corbis/Corbis via Getty Images)

Very dishy.

Leomie Anderson

CAP D'ANTIBES, FRANCE - MAY 22: Leomie Anderson attends the amfAR gala Cannes 2025 presented by Chopard at Hotel du Cap-Eden-Roc on May 22, 2025 in Cap d'Antibes, France. (Photo by Mike Marsland/WireImage)

This feels tremendously dated, like something Posh Spice would have worn in 2005.

Lauren Sanchez

CAP D'ANTIBES, FRANCE - MAY 22: Lauren Sánchez attends the amfAR gala Cannes 2025 presented by Chopard at Hotel du Cap-Eden-Roc on May 22, 2025 in Cap d'Antibes, France. (Photo by Mike Marsland/WireImage)

This is a nice dress with insufficient space. And she's an astronaut now so she should know all about space.

Michelle Rodriguez

CAP D'ANTIBES, FRANCE - MAY 22: Michelle Rodriguez attends the amfAR gala Cannes 2025 presented by Chopard at Hotel du Cap-Eden-Roc on May 22, 2025 in Cap d'Antibes, France. (Photo by Mike Marsland/WireImage)

This is very pink for her usual tastes, but I like it.

Coco Rocha

CAP D'ANTIBES, FRANCE - MAY 22: Coco Rocha attends the amfAR gala Cannes 2025 presented by Chopard at Hotel du Cap-Eden-Roc on May 22, 2025 in Cap d'Antibes, France. (Photo by Mike Marsland/WireImage)

Only Coco could wear this so convincingly.

Teri Hatcher

CAP D'ANTIBES, FRANCE - MAY 22: Teri Hatcher attends the amfAR gala Cannes 2025 presented by Chopard at Hotel du Cap-Eden-Roc on May 22, 2025 in Cap d'Antibes, France. (Photo by Mike Marsland/WireImage)

It's not as stunning as that green from the other day, but it's really, really good on her.

Adrien Brody, Georgina Chapman

CAP D'ANTIBES, FRANCE - MAY 22: CAP D'ANTIBES, FRANCE - MAY 22: Adrian Brody and Georgina Chapman attend the amfAR gala Cannes 2025 presented by Chopard at Hotel du Cap-Eden-Roc on May 22, 2025 in Cap d'Antibes, France. (Photo by Stephane Cardinale - Corbis/Corbis via Getty Images)

Sure! Georgina is good at this.

John Taylor, Roger Taylor, Simon Le Bon and Nick Rhodes

CAP D'ANTIBES, FRANCE - MAY 22: CAP D'ANTIBES, FRANCE - MAY 22: (L-R) John Taylor, Roger Taylor, Simon Le Bon and Nick Rhodes attend the amfAR gala Cannes 2025 presented by Chopard at Hotel du Cap-Eden-Roc on May 22, 2025 in Cap d'Antibes, France. (Photo by Stephane Cardinale - Corbis/Corbis via Getty Images)

It's Duran Duran! It's a whole plethora of Durans!

Spike Lee

CAP D'ANTIBES, FRANCE - MAY 22: CAP D'ANTIBES, FRANCE - MAY 22: Spike Lee attends the amfAR gala Cannes 2025 presented by Chopard at Hotel du Cap-Eden-Roc on May 22, 2025 in Cap d'Antibes, France. (Photo by Stephane Cardinale - Corbis/Corbis via Getty Images)

Oh, Spike. Nobody ask him about that Knicks game. (P.S. He's worn this before.)

Carine Roitfeld

CAP D'ANTIBES, FRANCE - MAY 22: Carine Roitfeld attends the amfAR Gala Cannes 2025 presented by Chopard at Hotel du Cap-Eden-Roc on May 22, 2025 in Cap d'Antibes, France. (Photo by Monica Schipper/Getty Images for amfAR)

That shirt made me chortle.

James Franco

CAP D'ANTIBES, FRANCE - MAY 22: James Franco attends the amfAR gala Cannes 2025 presented by Chopard at Hotel du Cap-Eden-Roc on May 22, 2025 in Cap d'Antibes, France. (Photo by Mike Marsland/WireImage)

THIS GUY AGAIN. And it gets worse.

Arrivals - amfAR Gala Cannes 2025 Presented By Chopard

CAP D'ANTIBES, FRANCE - MAY 22: Kevin Spacey attends the amfAR gala Cannes 2025 presented by Chopard at Hotel du Cap-Eden-Roc on May 22, 2025 in Cap d'Antibes, France. (Photo by Samir Hussein/WireImage)

REALLY, AMFAR? ON COLMAN DOMINGO'S RED CARPET????

amfAR Was a Smaller Affair, It Seems Like
But still some bad outfits, and that's what matters.

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