Coco Rocha
Oh, Coco. I LOVE you. But this feels very Brenda Walsh Chooses To Become a Mime.
Chanel Iman
This photo feels like the kicker in an article called, "FIND YOUR UNCONVENTIONAL WEDDING GOWN!"
Petra Nemcova
This is actually really nice on Petra.
Andreja Pejic
Somewhere in another time, Lady Edith just waxed highly poetic about that neck-tassel.
Izabel Goulart
Something about her posture here makes me imagine that she made her way through this party the way my Barbies used to do: hopping from place to place.
Hannah Davi
I know this has Patches of Sheerdom, but I kind of like it. (I can't fight it anymore.)
Jourdan Dunn
I swear, the dress I wore to my 8th grade formal had this exact pattern. She is carrying it off WAY better than I did.
Karlie Kloss
Doesn't it seem like Karle realized this was a "gala" and not just a regular old party in the car on the way over, and decided that gloves were going to be the way she jazzed up her outfit?
Heidi Klum
Totally elegant and completely composed. HEIDI, ARE YOU UNWELL?
Elsa Hosk
LOVE the coat, hate the shoes, let's call it a draw.
Hailey Baldwin
Those shoes feel like someone forgot to pack her actual shoes.
Karolina Kurkova
This seems about right.
Emily Ratajkowski
Something about what a naked dress this is only makes it seem like she's THAT MUCH COLDER.
Adriana Lima
I continue to be the most terrified of Adriana Lima of all the Victoria's Secret Angels.