> ## Content Index > Fetch the complete content index at: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/llms.txt > Use this file to discover other available public pages before exploring further. # amfAR in Cannes: Fugs and Fabs, Part 2 - URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/amfar-in-cannes-fugs-and-fabs-part-2/ - Published: 2014-05-23T18:00:44.000Z - Updated: 2016-05-20T23:34:45.000Z - Author: Heather - Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:37 ## Heidi Klum in Versace ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/heidi_klum_cannes_amfar_493092353.xml) At least this one is more flattering to her chest than most? ## Karlie Kloss in Chanel ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/karlie_kloss_cannes_amfar_wenn21386130.xml) I actually think that's beautiful. But what's with the shoes? She wore flat sandals with her hideous lace Valentino, also, making me wonder if it's a Doctor's Orders kind of thing. Because although the breezy style of this dress doesn't make it SO off-base, it'a also kind of ruining it for me. ## Irina Shayk in Versace ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/irina_shayk_cannes_amfar_wenn21386145.xml) She has the CRAZIEST taste, including looking like she's being strangled by her gown. ## Coco Rocha ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/coco_rocha_cannes_amfar_493063487.xml) This is A Lot Of Look, but I actually think it's a really good fit for the haircut she's working right now -- it all feels Of A Theme. ## Angela Lindvall in Redemption Choppers ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/angela_lindvall_cannes_amfar_493132811.xml) I had never heard of this Italian brand, but it dressed Anne V, and now Angela, and (in a second) Alexandra Richards, all in similarly themed things. The common thread with Anne and Angela seems to be, "Naked with flowers," although at least this one feels like her bits are wrapped up more safely. ## Alexandra Richards in Redemption Choppers ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/493092409.xml) Of all three, this is maybe the best? But I'd have redemption-chopped all of them, frankly. ## Barbara Palvin ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/barbara_palvin_cannes_amfar_wenn21386135.xml) Blech. Don't even bother wrangling it, girl; it's not worth it. ## Jacquelyn Jablonski in Pucci ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/493133659.xml) So THAT'S where my recycled six-pack rings go. ## Karolina Kurkova in Dior ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/kurkova_karolina_cannes_amfar_493114671.xml) Kind of boring and slitty, no? Dior is having a REALLY ROUGH GO. Time for a change? ## Rosie Huntington-Whiteley in Pucci ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/rosie_huntington_whiteley_cannes_amfar_492982423.xml) She looks really stunning in this. ## Olga Sorokina ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/olga_sorokina_cannes_amfar_493091445.xml) I laughed out loud at the lapels being made to look like a cloth measure. But it's kind unflattering, and definitely a little campy for this particular outing. I almost with they'd USED the measuring tape to make the top better. ## Liu Wen in Vionnet ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/liu_wen_cannes_amfar_492945963.xml) This could've been so pretty but for that middle piece, which is all bubbly and awkward. ## Lara Stone in Vintage Gianni Versace ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/lara_stone_cannes_amfar_493063617.xml) Well, an Old West Saloon IS technically a vintage type of setting. ## Lana Zakocela ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/lana_zakocela_cannes_amfar_493063473.xml) Someone left on one of her water wings. ## Jourdan Dunn in Balmain ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/jourdan_dunn_cannes_amfar_492946095.xml) It's nice, but I feel like her pelvis is secretly a Mayan deity, laughing at us. Maybe said deity KNOWS THINGS about what Balmain-loving Kim Kardashian is going to wear this weekend. (I heard a rumor she wanted McQueen, though, so she could be like Kate Middleton; I am still laughing.) ## Jessica Hart in Vionnet ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/jessica_hart_cannes_amfar_493091667.xml) What a lovely bedsheet. ## Chanel Iman in Reem Acra ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/chanel_iman_cannes_amfar_493092131.xml) Tube tops don't cease to be tube tops just because they're satin. ## Bar Refaeli ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/bar_refaeli_cannes_amfar_493115121.xml) It's a striking gown on her, but I think the styling is sort of bland. ## Ana Beatriz Barros in Zuhair Murad ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/ana-beatriz_barros_cannes_amfar_492946069.xml) The fit here is so-so... ## Ana Beatriz Barros ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/ana-beatriz_barros_cannes_amfar_493064125.xml) ... and the back looks like an exquisitely crushed bug. ## Toni Garrn in Redeption Choppers ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/toni_garrn_cannes_amfar_493092137.xml) She seems to be the only model wearing this brand who DIDN'T get a naked dress. Sadly, she got one that is denuded of interest instead. [amfAR in Cannes: Fugs and Fabs, Part 2I would like to point out that -- in a feat that rarely, if ever, happens -- I correctly called this. However, the caveat is that I think I tried to call almost all those dresses for Heidi Klum, and that dilutes my success here somewhat. \[Photos: Getty, WENN\]![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/heidi_klum_cannes_amfar_493092353.xml)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/amfar-in-cannes-fugs-and-fabs-part-2-05-2014/)