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Bella Thorne

I see this and think, "... An attempt was made!" But in a nice way? It's FINE, it's sparkly it's held together by actual STUFF and not just laces. It's miles away from her Fug Madness campaign, and I love that for her. But the top looks like her makeup artist tucked a linen napkin into her collar to keep from getting powder on it, and then never pulled it back out.

Meg Ryan

Over the years, Meg Ryan and Nicole Kidman have started to resemble each other.

Bobby Berk and Emily Hampshire

These two must be pals. Bobby was the Fab 5er that I liked the most because I think he is the most talented at what he does. (Or else gets the best help.) Emily looks nice, but I keep wanting to tug that strap up.

Bebe Rexha in Moschino

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Jason Merritt/Radarpics/Shutterstock (12589128ee) Bebe Rexha amfAR Gala, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 04 Nov 2021

That's a great look for her. Don't you also think Madonna would have looked good in this? I have given up on Madonna, in a lot of ways, but I'd still love to see her go through a truly glamorous phase one more time.

Jenna Dewan

It gives good twirl, and she looks so happy, but it looks SLIGHTLY as if she constructed the top with streamers.

Addison Rae in Versace

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Jason Merritt/Radarpics/Shutterstock (12589128cp) Addison Rae amfAR Gala, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 04 Nov 2021

The fanciest leash I ever did see.

Alessandra Ambrosio in Elie Saab

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Jason Merritt/Radarpics/Shutterstock (12589128fd) Alessandra Ambrosio amfAR Gala, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 04 Nov 2021

Well, as sheers go... it's pretty, and pretty dramatic.

Lana Condor in Moschino

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Jason Merritt/Radarpics/Shutterstock (12589128br) Lana Condor amfAR Gala, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 04 Nov 2021

This beautiful person needs a new stylist. I can count on one hand, and maybe one finger, the number of things she's worn that fit her properly. That bodice should never have happened to her.

Ashley Benson in Moschino

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/Shutterstock (12589116q) Ashley Benson amfAR Gala, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 04 Nov 2021

I like the edge on her, but not really the wet hair.

Paris Jackson in Andreas Kronthaler for Vivienne Westwood

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/Shutterstock (12589116ak) Paris Jackson amfAR Gala, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 04 Nov 2021

This is objectively wacky, but I honestly think she's carrying it off. She looks like she should have a parasol with her that she uses to jab at those she does not respect.

Camila Mendes

She looks gorgeous. Get this woman a bracelet.

Maria Bakalova in Moschino

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/Shutterstock (12589116at) Maria Bakalova amfAR Gala, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 04 Nov 2021

I keep thinking she's holding the skirt back, but no, it's just the design. As Moschino goes, it's at least... passable? Parse-able?

Milla Jovovich

Is it truly love, if it looks like someone trod in tar and then walked all over you?

Garcelle Beauvais in Alex Perry

Mandatory Credit: Photo by John Salangsang/Shutterstock (12589117ck) Garcelle Beauvais amfAR Gala, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 04 Nov 2021

Lovely and refreshingly simple.

Lindsey Vonn

And HER styling has gotten MILES better. It's like she hit a reset button to go back to basics.

Diplo

I downloaded this because I didn't realize it was Diplo -- I'm not sure who I thought it was, but I think I have Diplo face blindness. Everything I've read about him makes him sound like he is a Bad Piece of Work, and so I resent the interesting outfit.

Jeremy Scott and Anitta

Shit, Jeremy, we JUST got through Halloween, it's not even Thanksgiving, and they're shilling Christmas and Chanukah decorations already. LEAVE EASTER ALONE UNTIL 2022.