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# amfAR Milano Gala: Fugs and Fabs and WTFs of the Rest
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/amfar-milano-gala-fugs-and-fabs-and-wtfs-of-the-rest/
- Published: 2014-09-22T18:00:15.000Z
- Updated: 2016-11-17T01:34:32.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:39

## Rosario Dawson in Vionnet

![Rosario Dawson](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/rosario-dawson-126524pcn_amfar166.xml)

I just... I feel like most of this wants to be your rich aunt's wine caftan -- she doesn't do cardigans -- but then somewhere around her crotch the strains of "Kokomo" start to play, and suddenly it's a cruise ship. I don't know why she wanted her vulva to look like it was vomiting curtains. I really don't. Vulvomit is not my thing.

## Bella Thorne in Emilio Pucci

![Bella Thorne](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/bella-thorne-126524pcn_amfar34.xml)

Wow. It's like someone waxed the sparkles right off her hip.

## Bella Thorne

![Bella Thorne](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/bella-thorne-ag045796_03.xml)

It is EVEN MORE unspeakable from the side, because up close here you realize that the rest of the gown is made from a really attractive fabric, which was sullied when someone filled in the gaps with clearance-rack hosiery.

## Ashley Madekwe in Wes Gordon

![Ashley Madekwe](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/ashley-madekwe-455809656.xml)

I'm not really into the minimalist satin extend-o-cami style of dress, but this looks perfectly fine on her.

## Jeremy Piven

![Jeremy Piven](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/jeremy-piven-126524pcn_amfar102.xml)

He looks like he's in disguise.

## Grace Jones

![Grace Jones](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/grace-jones-ffn_sgp_amfar_event_092114_51536181.xml)

And then this happened, which pretty much blows everything else out of the water.

## Grace Jones

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/grace-jones-455817184-e1411402306728.xml)

YES. I think my favorite part of this is Coco Rocha and her husband standing there gazing up at her and ALSO apparently thinking, "YES."

[amfAR Milano Gala: Fugs and Fabs and WTFs of the RestWHY does her caftan have its own Stargate? Rosario Dawson is the head lice of GFY: a head-scratcher that is really pernicious and hard to cure. \[Photos: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, Getty\]![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/rosario-dawson-126524pcn_amfar166.xml)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/amfar-milano-gala-fugs-and-fabs-and-wtfs-of-the-rest-09-2014/)