Rosario Dawson in Vionnet
I just... I feel like most of this wants to be your rich aunt's wine caftan -- she doesn't do cardigans -- but then somewhere around her crotch the strains of "Kokomo" start to play, and suddenly it's a cruise ship. I don't know why she wanted her vulva to look like it was vomiting curtains. I really don't. Vulvomit is not my thing.
Bella Thorne in Emilio Pucci
Wow. It's like someone waxed the sparkles right off her hip.
Bella Thorne
It is EVEN MORE unspeakable from the side, because up close here you realize that the rest of the gown is made from a really attractive fabric, which was sullied when someone filled in the gaps with clearance-rack hosiery.
Ashley Madekwe in Wes Gordon
I'm not really into the minimalist satin extend-o-cami style of dress, but this looks perfectly fine on her.
Jeremy Piven
He looks like he's in disguise.
Grace Jones
And then this happened, which pretty much blows everything else out of the water.
Grace Jones
YES. I think my favorite part of this is Coco Rocha and her husband standing there gazing up at her and ALSO apparently thinking, "YES."