amfAR NYFW

Cindy Bruna

This is not a dress; it's an erotic sculpture of the fusion of a giantess's labia and a scrunchie.

with Lais Ribeiro

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Kristina Bumphrey/StarPix/Shutterstock (10549450di) Cindy Bruna and Lais Ribeiro 22nd Annual amfAR Gala New York - Arrivals, USA - 05 Feb 2020

These two dresses in the same photo made me laugh out loud. They feel like a yin-yang situation somehow.

Sydney Sweeney

"Well, shit, I thought my wedding mullet was edgy. Nobody told me I could have hip labia."

Padma Lakshmi

Padma looks like she's trying to be calm, but inside, is furious about something she just read on Twitter. Padma is all of us.

Diplo

Diplo is none of us.

Coco Rocha in Gaultier

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Andrew H. Walker/Shutterstock (10549087d) Coco Rocha amfAR Gala, Arrivals, Fall Winter 2020, New York Fashion Week, USA - 05 Feb 2020

Is there a vaccine for this?

Lindsey Wixson

This vibe is very Lazy Half-Grecian.

Ebonee Davis in Dundas

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - FEBRUARY 05: Ebonee Davis attends the 2020 amfAR New York Gala on February 05, 2020 in New York City. (Photo by Theo Wargo/Getty Images)

I LOVE this, though.

Duckie Thot in Naeem Khan

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Andrew H. Walker/Shutterstock (10549087fp) Duckie Thot amfAR Gala, Arrivals, Fall Winter 2020, New York Fashion Week, USA - 05 Feb 2020

This dress feels like Naeem made it for Beyonce's mom's big Lion King-themed event last year and then that didn't get invited.

Devon Windsor in Aadnevik

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Erik Pendzich/Shutterstock (10549327br) Devon Windsor amfAR Gala, Arrivals, Fall Winter 2020, New York Fashion Week, USA - 05 Feb 2020

Ack! Finish things! Why does no one FINISH THINGS

Kelsey Merritt

FINISH THINGS. Although this thing ever actually began. So: START THINGS.

Nina Agdal

If we have a Sexy Tootsie category, we also probably need Sexpot Funeral.

Ilfanesh Hadera

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Andrew H. Walker/Shutterstock (10549087ay) Ilfenesh Hadera amfAR Gala, Arrivals, Fall Winter 2020, New York Fashion Week, USA - 05 Feb 2020

By comparison, this is reassuring. (It's also pretty good, if also very robe-adjacent.

Ashley Longshore

Ashley was the guest judge on Project Runway recently and she was a hoot. However, I cannot tell if she's INTENTIONALLY holding her lipstick purse as if it's a phallus, or that's just an accident of the angle/geography. If it was intentional, I don't... think that is as amusing as she perhaps thinks it is?

Luna Blaise

I've mentioned her before -- she's on Manifest, and is unrecognizable here, and I wonder if that's part of her plan. For she, too, has seen Manifest.

Victoria Justice

Dramatic and fabulous.

Madeleine Arthur

Ooh, that is ALSO good.

Charlie Puth

"I'm not sure why I got invited to this, but I was standing outside a costume tux rental place at the time, so I thought, 'Sure, I have 10 bucks and some time.'"

Iman

"I know exactly why I was invited to this."