Rita Ora in Stephane Rolland

From this angle, you could convince yourself that Rita is wearing strange, artistic interpretation of a proud white unicorn, bursting forth from her abdomen like the alien leaping out of John Hurt. Or like Lady War Horse, or something. And... maybe? But...

... from this angle it really just looks like a window blew out on her private jet and this is all that's left of her actual dress, which was sucked into a ruthless abyss.

Also: mandatory cheeks. You knew it.

Rita Ora

And THIS is what she wore inside. This is what I imagine the priestesses would wear of GOOP started throwing spiritual ceremonies.

Elena, Vera, and Rita Ora

The Oras keep multiplying! Middle Ora is like, "Anyone want to explain to me why I wasn't on the undeprants text chain???"

Kate Beckinsale in Georges Chakra

I feel like THIS is how you pull off that aesthetic. This is the Glamorous Rich version. And when her ankle breaks in half because of those shoes, it will look GORGEOUS when she is scooped up and carried out by someone buff and shirtless.

Leona Lewis

The ruffles on the front of this don't totally stand out in photos, so it's giving this the effect of looking baggy when it isn't.

Michelle Rodriguez

Again, she sort of looks like she's at a fitting, not modeling the finished complete look.

Barbara Meier

I like the skirt more than what the bodice is serving.

Marica Pellegrinelli

So much work went into the top quarter of this! And then I guess the mice got distracted and the birds had to finish it alone.

Beatrice Granno

This is like when you want to screech at someone to get their hair out of their face, except by "face" you mean "knees" and by "hair" you mean "the other half of that dress." This looks a little TOO unbalanced.

Bella Thorne in vintage Galliano

Well, this could be a whole heck of a lot worse. I'm glad to see her out for a good cause. Wearing vintage Galliano might be a little... complex? For ME, this wouldn't be a good enough Galliano to deal with the quandary of wearing Galliano from back when he was saying terrible shit.

Carla Bruni in Saint Laurent

She is so chic.

Carmela Generali

There are always nipples.

Dia Anitska

There AREN'T always this MANY nipples.

Maja Malnar

AND we've got navel and two peeks of underboob.

Jing Paris

I assume this is just a tribute to the storied masks of Venice. That doesn't explain the REST of it, but I applaud her.

I actually saw this photo first and thought for a second that she had a kicky hat.

Luke Evans

He always brings soothing consistency to the proceedings.

Milla Jovovich in Prada

This is intense for me. SO much shiny fabric, and so much gel in her hair.

Thássia Naves in Saint Laurent

Oh lord, this dress AGAIN? This is the fourth person to wear it at the Venice Film Festival alone. IT'S NOT EVEN THAT GOOD A DRESS.

Rose Bertram

Miffed that SHE didn't get it, too, Rose decided to mimic it on her own.

I do not have a name for this person, but Mary Katherine Gallagher ought to work for now. She KICKS!

Rita Ora Brought Her Weirdest, Wildest Stuff to Venice's amfAR Party

BLESS HER MESS.