Will Smith
Look -- Barry Sonnenfeld's wheels are already turning. He's already WRITING the Will Smith remake of Honey I Shrunk Myself, in which Rick Moranis will make a random cameo as the neighbor whose tennis court Will gets stuck on -- and by the way, is anyone else sort of sad that Rick Moranis isn't acting anymore? Can we Betty White him soon? I know he's not as old as she is, but that just means we have enough time to Betty White him twice.
Will Smith
Oh, Will. He's all, "Look at this guy. This is a handsome guy right here." The thing about Will Smith is, he's all bluster and cocky buffoonery, but he's also RIGHT. That IS a handsome guy right there. He IS dapper.
Will Smith
The look on his face here reminds me of those hyper-earnest old family photos from a dusty old decade, where everyone's looking slightly off to the side and beaming too widely.
Will Smith
I would like Jada's dress so much better if made a decision about the skirt. Do you want flouncy? Do you want sleek? Stop trying to have it both ways. It looks like a mismanaged apron.
Jada
Oh, girl. I feel like this is supposed to look good, but with the long lanky hair and the fringe at the bottom, it's like Sexy Cousin Itt.
Will & Jada
Other photos reassure me that Jada's outfit is NOT secretly pants. So I can go bac to thinking it's sort of pretty, if a tad more princessy than she usually goes. Will's suit is making my eyes cross a little though. If I ever want my kids to understand how it felt when the TV cut to snow, I'm going to sit them in front of this picture and then make static noises.
Will Smith
And I CHERISH how DELIGHTED Will appears to be. Is he ever not having a deliciously good time? He's like, "DAMN, man, you won the HELL out of that giant gold screw thing! I have the PERFECT THING you can hang off that baby..."
Will and Roger
Yes, Roger Federer won the Madrid Open, and for his trouble, was presented with... a framed suit. By Will Smith. To promote Men In Black 3. Yes, folks, the Madrid Open is for sale. Roger is just lucky it wasn't sponsored by The Dictator, or else he might've had to go home with Sacha Baron Cohen. He is ALSO apparently a very good actor, as he appears not the least bit fazed about this gift, nor does his inner monologue appear to be about whether it will fit on the wall in the basement half-bath.
Mutua Madrilena Madrid Open - Day Nine
Sigh. Federer is our king. Even Will Smith is like, "You know what, when the Willennium rises up and claims the Earth, you can be my right-hand man." And... yeah, you know what, I'm in.