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# Amusingly Played, Idol Judges
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/amusingly-played-idol-judges-01-2014/
- Published: 2014-01-16T22:00:42.000Z
- Updated: 2020-06-09T02:17:09.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: Dialogues, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:37

JENNIFER LOPEZ: [HOLA LOVERS](https://gofugyourself.com/gfy-glossary?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io#H).

KEITH URBAN: Hey, Jennifer. Hi, Harry. Welcome to the show. Nice hair.

J.LO: Thank you, Kiki.

KEITH: It's Keith. And I was talking to Harry.

HARRY CONNICK, JR: Thanks, Keith. Yours is also suave. So angular.

KEITH: No, *yours* is.

HARRY: No, YOURS.

RYAN: Is this basically going to be a season-long grooming competition between you three? Because I am SO in for this.

J.LO: No, Weecrest. There is no contest. I am wearing the web you will be caught in and devoured like tiny, hairy hipster flies. There is no one but me.

HARRY: I don't know, Jennifer, I'm pretty--

J.LO: NO ONE BUT ME. MY CONTRACT SAYS NO ONE BUT ME.

KEITH: I'm pretty sure that's not true...?

J.LO: I'm pretty sure YOU are not true, Soul Patch.

RYAN: Good luck, gentlemen. If you need me, I'll be on the phone with Steven Tyler.

\[Photo: Fame/Flynet\]