Justin Bieber
Is his shirt DIRTY? Or just so thin that I'm seeing his black pants through the bottom? He seriously could have been wearing this in Calabasas all day playing Halo, before shrugging on his confetti bomber and getting in his limo.
Lady Gaga
She has a similar vibe going under her jacket. The blazer itself, I LOVE. This whole vibe sincerely makes me laugh. She looks like a washed-up singer-songwriter for an 80s rock band. One who can't QUITE give up the ghost and get a haircut just in case a reunion tour happens, but of course it never happens.
Justin Bieber
I thought his tattoo was an earring at first, in the thumbnail. Also, he has GOT TO GIVE UP THE FACIAL HAIR. It's not virile. It's like puberty gone awry.
Lady Gaga
I assume she's mentally in a place that plays only Rod Stewart songs.
Bieber
He is perplexed because he assumes everyone wants his body, and thinks he's sexy, yet nobody has let him know. I can't wait until he decides to remake that. You're welcome, Justin.
Lady Gaga
I know, Gaga. Justin Bieber Does Rod Stewart's Greatest Hits is the concept album to end all concept albums, and it will change the world.
Justin Bieber
A career is SAVED! You're welcome, son.
Lady Gaga
And so away he skates, to reinvent himself.
Lady Gaga
"There goes a true innovator," Gaga thinks. "The rhythm of my heart is beating like a DRUM."