Lindsay Lohan
This is shockingly normal for a Coachella day OR night; I'm just including it because the hair mustache cracks me up. She actually appears to be enjoying herself, which is a change, and also, I totally do that with my hair sometimes when I'm idly futzing. Ask Jessica. Many a time has she turned to ask me something and found me twirling the curl of a self-made villainous 'stache as I stare into middle distance. Sometimes I do it just to startle her, but mostly it's just my plotty face.
Lindsay Lohan
The caption on this was, "Lindsay Lohan tries to hide behind a see-through umbrella," and it certainly does look like that is what she's doing, which is... well, it's just marvelous. The ULTIMATE in wanting to be seen not wanting to be seen. Like Posh's giant sunglasses habit, or the whole trucker-hat phase. Bless.
Lindsay Lohan
Considering that our girl here was the Fug Madness 2012 finalist and came within a whisker of winning, this is surprisingly... fine, ESPECIALLY when you throw in the fact that she's at a place that basically encourages you to throw on the worst thing you can find in your closet. Yes, that's a bit short for lounging around on the grass listening to Andrew Bird, and sure, those aren't great shoes for the rave tent, but whatever: Compared to her Fug Madness arsenal, this is like... okay, not a sweet breeze, but definitely a mostly unscented sigh. Baby steps.