Amy Adams at the BAFTAs

In Tom Ford

LONDON, ENGLAND - FEBRUARY 12: Actress Amy Adams attends the 70th EE British Academy Film Awards (BAFTA) at Royal Albert Hall on February 12, 2017 in London, England. (Photo by Chris Jackson/Getty Images)

Good god, I do not like this. At all. It's so DUMPY. Why has Tom done this to Amy Adams' perfectly enviable butt? Also, did you see Nocturnal Animals? BUTTS EVERWHERE. SO MANY FETISHIZED BUTTS. Why isn't he being nicer to hers? Is he announcing here that he is now TOTALLY OVER butts?

And from the front it's... it's just a bag, y'all. It's as unkind to her boobs as the back is to her butt. What did poor Amy Adams do to deserve this?

Thank God you can crop OUT the dress and she still looks like this. That face.

In Chanel

LONDON, ENGLAND - FEBRUARY 11: Amy Adams attends a pre BAFTA party hosted by Charles Finch and Chanel at Annabel's on February 11, 2017 in London, England. (Photo by John Phillips/John Phillips/Getty Images)

And she looked totally lovely earlier in the weekend, too. Lagerfeld 1, Ford 0.