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# An Ode to Tom and Rita On (Or Near) Their Anniversary
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/an-ode-to-tom-and-rita-on-or-near-their-anniversary-04-2020/
- Published: 2020-04-29T16:00:36.000Z
- Updated: 2020-04-29T16:51:53.000Z
- Description: Thanks, guys.
- Author: Heather
- Tags: *Flashback*, #wp, #wp-post, #hasslideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 08:09

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*It's a beautiful day in my neighborhood* 
*A beautiful day for my neighbors* 
*But they're inside.* 
*But we're inside.*

*It's a neighborly day for a swimming pool* 
*A neighborly day, but for homeschool,* 
*And this virus.* 
*Screw this virus.*

*I've always wanted to have a vaccine* 
*For this non-flu.* 
*I've always wanted to live in a vaccinated world* 
*With you*

*So*

*Let's make the most of Tom's beautiful blood* 
*Use* [*his and Rita's plasma*](https://deadline.com/2020/04/tom-hanks-rita-wilson-donate-blood-coronavirus-vaccine-1202917940/?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) *to not make a dud.* 
*Would they be our,* 
*Could they be our,* 
*Won't they be* 
*Our saviors?*

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