
Let's now turn our attention to the moronic straps on these shoes, which stick out far and wide. This CANNOT be a pleasant walking experience. Also, while that cardigan might have a life somewhere, it shouldn't be with that dress.

Because LOOK how poorly made the dress seems to be. That little V around her waist/stomach looks terrible, and it comes across as bunchy and a victim of static-cling, even though all that is mystifyingly intentional. Also, this angle gives more insight on the silliness of the shoes. PASS.

HOWEVER, I always support the messages SJP sends during her off-camera moments. (Also weirdly, even though that giant shirt is shapeless -- it's her coverup for when she's not on camera/getting touchups to hair and makeup/on the move -- it also somehow makes the outfit look better???)

She looks nice, and I wish I cared more about Seema. She's a glossy stand-in for Samantha who seems to have been created with about that much depth to her logline, which is not Sarita's fault.

REAL CURIOUS what his character will end up being.
