Matthew Broderick and Sarah Jessica Parker

Per Instagram, Sarah Jessica Parker is wearing a Vivienne Westwood from the designer's private collection, which she bought (or SOMEONE did) at auction. An uncharitable part of me thinks maybe Dame Vivienne kept it back because it's kind of boring, like a rough draft of a Disney dress that got decommissioned.

SJP knows we care about the shoes, bless her. I forgot her label shut down; I'm not sure whose these are. Mayhap she cobbled them herself in her brownstone. I don't actually think the accessories quite go -- they're getting completely lost in the shuffle. A blah all around, for me.

Cynthia Nixon

HOWEVER. I did not expect this minty froth from Cynthia. I love it on her and think she looks superb -- the perfect revenge for being the character they always paid the least aesthetic attention to, in my eyes.

Kristin Davis

She looks lovely and her shoes should be silver; I have died on that hill a few times lately and I shall continue to do so.

Nicole Ari Parker and Boris Kodjoe

She too often hides her facial light under the proverbial bushel. The dress is very sexy, though, and so is her husband. They are a severely hot couple.

Sarita Choudhury

She looks fine. I feel about this much the way I feel about Seema: Eh.

Cathy Ang

Okay but this looks like a swarm of bugs claiming her torso and I cannot.

Alexa Swinton

Oh my goodness, she reminds me a LOT of Samantha Hanratty, who plays the young Misty on Yellowjackets. Which would therefore also make her descended from Christina Ricci, in a way. I don't love any of these pieces, sadly. I guess... the skirt?

David Eigenberg and Chrysti Eigenberg

I have accidentally started watching Chicago Fire, on which David also appears, and I've decided he is a TREASURE and so I'm still upset for him about how they did Steve dirty.

Armin Amiri

He plays the guy Seema waszzzzzzzz oh, sorry, I fell asleep there just from remembering. (Not his fault. Not her fault either. Also, he's dapper.)

Mario Cantone

What a dishy suit!

Murray Hill

My beloved Fred Rococo!

Christopher Jackson

AND my beloved George Washington! And in similar colors! Who loves me today?!?

Mariah Strongin

She is wearing three belts and she didn't need ANY OF THEM.

Lena Hall

Lena slayed the lipstick, anyway.

Katerina Tannenbaum

There are so many patterns here, and I think I'd subtract the ones on the purse and the bra.

Sherri Shepherd

We have seen a LOT of dots lately, and two at this event alone.

Sailor Brinkley Cook

This is the other one, on Christie Brinkley's daughter. She looks great. It's all great. DOTS FOR ALL.

Evan Handler

Harry's still getting it done, happily.

Emma Myles

The silver belt is great and I wish the shoe had a shimmer in it.

Jackie Hoffman

She matched her boots to the carpet. MAGIC.

Nikki M. James

Gorgeous.

Mehcad Brooks

Gorgeous also! Am I just in a good mood or something?

Dolly Wells, Jonathan Cake

I believe these are the love interests for Miranda and Carrie, respectively, at least per the glimpses of the trailer. They are not married in real life -- he's with Julianne Nicholson.

Niall Cunningham

Oh, Brady, buy some socks and a pair of oxfords. And maybe a shirt.

Michael Emerson and Carrie Preston

My DREAM is that Michael Emerson joins this show in a sinister capacity halfway through the season and then, I don't know, burns it all down? Fingers crossed.

And Just Like That... Season Three Starts Next Week

With some nice outfits, and a few thuds.