Chris Jackson, Nicole Ari Parker, Evan Handler, Karen Pittman, Sara Ramirez
We start with the left side: Everyone here looks pretty good, and it's relatively believable that they're actually there at the same time, for the most part. And then Che up there just... keeps TURNING UP. It's worth noting that their spot in this lineup is ROUGHLY where Judas falls in the actual Last Supper painting. IS CHE THE JUDAS??? (They might actually be in the Peter spot. But there's no way Karen Pittman's Nya is our Judas, unless she leaves Carrie a bad review on Goodreads, which... I might be on board with that.)
The role of Jesus will be played by Carrie Bradshaw, front and center and dressed like a writ-large version of the flowers that became her signature accessory. She sort of looks like she snuck in naked and had to hide behind something. I don't know what they did to Kristin Davis's face here. From this angle it looks... wrong. And it feels sort of friend-sinister that Miranda and Charlotte are making eye contact around Carrie, when Carrie is staring straight at the camera. As if they're silently laughing at her.
Sarita Choudhury, Mario Cantone, Niall Cunningham, Cathy Ang, and Alexa Swinton
The only person I am invested in here is Rock, down there at the end on their phone and ignoring all the foolishness around them. Specifically, Brady and Lily staring deeply into each other's eyes. No. NO. I'm sorry, but no. I do not accept THAT being a relationship.
Here's the whole thing. However, what is Che actually supposed to be looking at here? Are they and Sarita meant to be smiling at Carrie, but just... missed, because they weren't in the same room? And WHAT is with this SPREAD? They have rack of lamb, ham sandwiches... are those pancakes?... and there's a mauled pomegranate in front of Karen Pittman. I mean, I guess if it's your Last Supper, go all out.
