> ## Content Index > Fetch the complete content index at: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/llms.txt > Use this file to discover other available public pages before exploring further. # Angelina Jolie's Old Promo Photo Shoot - URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/angelina-jolies-old-promo-photo-shoot/ - Published: 2022-01-11T18:45:35.000Z - Updated: 2022-01-11T05:51:50.000Z - Author: Heather - Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 08:18 ![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2022/01/gettyimages-83290330-1641874622.jpg) LOS ANGELES - JANUARY 11: Sixteen year old actress Angelina Jolie poses for a portrait session on January 11, 1991 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Harry Langdon/Getty Images) This says, "I love [Blossom Russo](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/blossom-premiered-31-years-ago-01-2022/)." ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2022/01/GettyImages-83290340-1641874641.jpg) LOS ANGELES - JANUARY 11: Sixteen year old actress Angelina Jolie poses for a portrait session on January 11, 1991 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Harry Langdon/Getty Images) This says, "In my opinionation, Blossom Russo can f\*ck off into the sea." ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2022/01/GettyImages-83290370-1641874659.jpg) LOS ANGELES - JANUARY 11: Sixteen year old actress Angelina Jolie poses for a portrait session on January 11, 1991 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Harry Langdon/Getty Images) This says, "Do they need any hot teen pirates on 90210?" ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2022/01/GettyImages-83290347-1641874650.jpg) LOS ANGELES - JANUARY 11: Sixteen year old actress Angelina Jolie poses for a portrait session on January 11, 1991 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Harry Langdon/Getty Images) This says, "Sorry I stole your Prom date." ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2022/01/GettyImages-83290403-1641874667.jpg) LOS ANGELES - JANUARY 11: Sixteen year old actress Angelina Jolie poses for a portrait session on January 11, 1991 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Harry Langdon/Getty Images) This says, "Except I'm not at all sorry I stole your Prom date." ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2022/01/GettyImages-83290335-1641874632.jpg) LOS ANGELES - JANUARY 11: Sixteen year old actress Angelina Jolie poses for a portrait session on January 11, 1991 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Harry Langdon/Getty Images) This one is irritatingly "we washed up on a deserted beach and all I have on me is my underwear, oopsie." I doubt they needed to lean this hard into sexy when she was still two years away from being of age, but then again, when has Hollywood ever cared about THAT. ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2022/01/GettyImages-83290409-1641874704.jpg) LOS ANGELES - JANUARY 11: Sixteen year old actress Angelina Jolie poses for a portrait session on January 11, 1991 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Harry Langdon/Getty Images) Angie's modeling has improved somewhat since this. ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2022/01/GettyImages-83290405-1641874675.jpg) LOS ANGELES - JANUARY 11: Sixteen year old actress Angelina Jolie poses for a portrait session on January 11, 1991 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Harry Langdon/Getty Images) "On the deserted island, I learned how to make my own clothes from the gifts of the land." ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2022/01/GettyImages-83290415-1641874684.jpg) LOS ANGELES - JANUARY 11: Sixteen year old actress Angelina Jolie poses for a portrait session on January 11, 1991 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Harry Langdon/Getty Images) This looks like a still from a Lifetime movie about your nightmare teen babysitter. ## Angelina Jolie Portrait Session ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2022/01/GettyImages-83290427-1641874692.jpg) LOS ANGELES - JANUARY 11: Sixteen year old actress Angelina Jolie poses for a portrait session on January 11, 1991 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Harry Langdon/Getty Images) Is she... reclining on a glass coffee table? ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2022/01/GettyImages-83290324-1641874712.jpg) LOS ANGELES - JANUARY 11: Sixteen year old actress Angelina Jolie poses for a portrait session on January 11, 1991 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Harry Langdon/Getty Images) That face, though. You can see why she became a star. It's hard to look away. This also would have made a great cover for a YA romance -- one of those Sweet Dreams books where all the cover models turned out to be someone (Courteney Cox, Jeanne Trippelhorn, to name a few) and the story is that she's a lonely math genius who falls in love with the boy who moves to her high school and threatens her class dominance. [I Fell Down a Teen Angelina Jolie Rabbit Hole Last NightIt involves Meat Loaf.![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2022/01/gettyimages-83290330-1641874622.jpg)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/i-fell-down-a-teen-angelina-jolie-rabbit-hole-last-night-01-2022/)