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# Angie Harmon's Picnic Tablecloth Is Not An Outfit
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/angie-harmons-picnic-tablecloth-is-not-an-outfit-06-2017/
- Published: 2017-06-27T14:00:37.000Z
- Updated: 2017-06-27T04:10:18.000Z
- Description: Sorry, Rizzoli. Or Isles? No, I was right the first time, she's Rizzoli.
- Author: Heather
- Tags: WTF, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:51

Oh, Angie Harmon, I have always thought you were a delight, and envied your smoky voice. Whenever I get a cold, I think, "Well I can't breathe and I want to saw my nose off my face but at least I sound two degrees closer to Angie Harmon AT LAST." But a gingham tablecloth is not an outfit. And a gingham tablecloth with a piece missing, so that it looks like your hips are bursting into a deluge of tears, REALLY is not an outfit. It's an emoji.

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/06/loudly-crying-face-1498449625.png "loudly-crying-face-1498449625")

Unless she actually PLAYS this emoji in *The Emoji Movie,* there is no excuse for dressing like the universal symbol for WAAAAH.

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