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# Ann Fugry
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/ann-fugry-05-2012/
- Published: 2012-05-01T21:00:18.000Z
- Updated: 2012-05-01T06:02:35.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, White House Correspondents' Dinner, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:30

"Listen, people, what am I SUPPOSED to do?"

[![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2012/04/143536170.jpg "Ann Curry")](https://gofugyourself.com/ann-fugry-05-2012/2012-white-house-correspondents-association-dinner-arrivals-14?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

"I've spent the last !#@$ years trying to make every single story on the *Today* show feel as important as if it were about a natural disaster. [And yet apparently now that Lauer's signed his deal, everyone keeps insisting I'm out because people think I'm boring, or strained](https://gawker.com/5896867/?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io). But what they don't get is that it's a STYLE. You want a side of gravitas with your cooking segment? Curry's your girl. You want to treat the world's fattest cat with the reverence due to a world leader? Curry it up. Do you like to be spoken to at a tone no higher than a lullaby? I'll Curry the hell out of it. So if Today doesn't want me, fine. I don't care if this *does* make my generally ageless figure look like it's wilting! I'll go to this important gathering of news organizations dressed like a pack of Certs tastes, and everyone will say, "That Curry makes me feel strangely fresh," or, "I need a mint after that divine Curry," and BAM, before you know it, Robin Roberts and I will be the KLG and Hoda of ABC. So you want some Curry powder, newsies of the world? Hit me up for my spice. It's very mild, I promise. No heartburn."

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