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# Anne Hathaway's Dicey Armani at the Colossal Premiere
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/anne-hathaways-dicey-armani-at-the-colossal-premiere/
- Published: 2017-03-29T13:45:26.000Z
- Updated: 2017-03-29T01:54:32.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:49

## Anne in Armani

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NEW YORK, NY - MARCH 28: Actress Anne Hathaway attends the "Colossal" premiere at AMC Lincoln Square Theater on March 28, 2017 in New York City. (Photo by Mike Coppola/Getty Images)

This is just the BEST belly laugh. Look at this thing. It's like she's Wilson from *Home Improvement*, peering over the hedge, just wanting to weigh in a little on someone else's business.

And it gets worse...

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/03/GettyImages-659440940-1490746897.jpg)

NEW YORK, NY - MARCH 28: Actress Anne Hathaway attends the "Colossal" premiere at AMC Lincoln Square Theater on March 28, 2017 in New York City. (Photo by Mike Coppola/Getty Images)

YES. THIS IS HAPPENING. And the dress is only, what, eleven years old? That's not enough to be classified as "vintage," so I'm assuming it was supposed to be filed in "Cate Blanchett Said No That One Time" and then someone found it and sent it to "Not Under Any Circumstances Does This See The Light Of Day Again" but that box was sitting right next to "Hey Look Anne Hathaway Is Back."

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NEW YORK, NY - MARCH 28: Actress Anne Hathaway attends the "Colossal" premiere at AMC Lincoln Square Theater on March 28, 2017 in New York City. (Photo by Mike Coppola/Getty Images)

Also, those straps look like they are digging into her flesh. So the architecture required to hold up her face fence isn't even WORTH IT.

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/03/GettyImages-659451110-1490746918.jpg)

NEW YORK, NY - MARCH 28: Actress Anne Hathaway attends the "Colossal" premiere at AMC Lincoln Square Theater on March 28, 2017 in New York City. (Photo by Mike Coppola/Getty Images)

One wrong move and her whole head will come off like ham in a deli slicer.

[Anne Hathaway Wears My LOL Of The DayThat cannot have been the idea.![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2017/03/gettyimages-659464964-1490746928.jpg)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/anne-hathaway-wears-my-lol-of-the-day-03-2017/)