Anne in Armani
This is just the BEST belly laugh. Look at this thing. It's like she's Wilson from Home Improvement, peering over the hedge, just wanting to weigh in a little on someone else's business.
And it gets worse...
YES. THIS IS HAPPENING. And the dress is only, what, eleven years old? That's not enough to be classified as "vintage," so I'm assuming it was supposed to be filed in "Cate Blanchett Said No That One Time" and then someone found it and sent it to "Not Under Any Circumstances Does This See The Light Of Day Again" but that box was sitting right next to "Hey Look Anne Hathaway Is Back."
Also, those straps look like they are digging into her flesh. So the architecture required to hold up her face fence isn't even WORTH IT.
One wrong move and her whole head will come off like ham in a deli slicer.