Ty
This is, to put it mildly, NOT my favorite hair or makeup situation on her. I also think she's got her eyebrows arching way too high right now and so she looks SUPER startled. I cant even really pay attention to the outfit, although it's pleasantly dramatic.
BUILD Speaker Series: Jan. 9, 2018, New York, USA - 09 Jan 2018
And then OH ASHLEY. As usual. She CANNOT resist a bra shirt. Ever. If you told her she could only wear one thing for the rest of her life, it would be sheer on either the top or the bottom half. This whole stretchy produce-bag thing is REAL right now. Kate Hudson just wore it at the Globes
Ashley Graham
It looks even crazier outside in the regular world, especially when you consider that she's in New York, and they just had a bomb cyclone that rolled into something of a polar vortex. That is NOT THERMAL MESH, ASHLEY.
On the show, she wore this for one of her interviews but nowhere ELSE in the hour, so either a) that's going to show up in a future episode and they just picked up her bites for the premiere then, or b) she chose this specifically for a sit-down interview and ONLY a sit-down interview. It's... a shoe. Your boobs are a shoe.
Ashley has a long history of wearing stuff on the panel that looks crazy while seated. She does the OPPOSITE of what most people would do. However, even when I think she's giving people too free a pass, she's a very warm presence.
God, I missed these facial expressions.
Law Roach
AND THESE. Law's reactions gave me deep joy. Here, he's responding to a girl who gave them attitude -- him in particular -- and he was having none of it.
LESS THAN NONE.
SUBZERO.
This is the exact face I made when I saw this shirt. For ALMOST the entire time she's in it, there are conspicuously no full shots of her, as if she watched the episode and was like, "Oh my God cut around that blouse as much as you can. WHAT was I doing." But then suddenly we get like three in a row at the end of the segment...
... AND IT'S REAL BAD. It looks like she bought it at the airport in Galveston, Texas, or something.
The shots of the judges entering for this fashion show were SO fast. Lightning fast. I assume that was also someone being like, "WHAT ARE THEY EVEN WEARING," although Ashley -- amazingly -- looks normal. Law looks like he's channeling Zendaya and Celine all at once. Drew's kooky jacket needed more air time. And Tyra basically looks like she is costuming her entire season like she's going to Coachella.
See? She's totally raiding the local Free People and can't WAIT to see Calvin Harris at the rave tent.
We need to talk about your hair, Tyra. Maybe the hat was a good idea.