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Anya TJ in Paco Rabanne

SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA - MAY 02: Anya Taylor-Joy attends the Australian premiere of "Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga" on May 02, 2024 in Sydney, Australia. (Photo by Don Arnold/WireImage) (Photo by Don Arnold/WireImage)

This would have been perfect during the pandemic. It keeps EVERYONE a safe distance away. She could also have put cocktail wieners on the end of all the spears, and been multi-purpose. It's also interesting to have her wearing an art piece like this right before a Met Gala whose theme is partly about clothes that can't -- or shouldn't, ahem, KIM K -- be worn again. It's eye-catching and effective, but... is it weird if I think the shoes are ruinous?

SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA - MAY 02: Anya Taylor-Joy attends the Australian premiere of "Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga" on May 02, 2024 in Sydney, Australia. (Photo by Don Arnold/WireImage) (Photo by Don Arnold/WireImage)

In this shot you can see that her toes are sliding off the front -- she's hanging ten in those suckers -- and in the other slide, I just can't abide the look of them. The runway version had see-through plastic booties and I don't like that EITHER but I thought they were better.

SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA - MAY 02: Anya Taylor-Joy attends the Australian premiere of "Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga" on May 02, 2024 in Sydney, Australia. (Photo by Brendon Thorne/Getty Images)

No one right now can do headgear like she does. She'd probably even look this good in actual orthodontic headgear.

Chris Hemsworth with ATJ

SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA - MAY 02: Chris Hemsworth and Anya Taylor-Joy attend the Australian premiere of "Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga" on May 02, 2024 in Sydney, Australia. (Photo by Don Arnold/WireImage) (Photo by Don Arnold/WireImage)

I can think of a lot of co-stars around whom an actor might ACTIVELY want to wear a distance-enforcer. Hopefully the Hems isn't one such costar.

Hems and ATJ

SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA - MAY 02: Chris Hemsworth and Anya Taylor-Joy attend the Australian premiere of "Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga" at the State Theatre on May 02, 2024 in Sydney, Australia. (Photo by Brendon Thorne/Getty Images)

Trying to pose close together even though she's a walking weapon is very funny.

with Elsa Pataky

SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA - MAY 02: Elsa Pataky and Chris Hemsworth attend the Australian premiere of "Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga" on May 02, 2024 in Sydney, Australia. (Photo by Don Arnold/WireImage) (Photo by Don Arnold/WireImage)

I'll take porcupine couture over the same old lace sheers. This is like an overgrown negligee, YAWN.

Anya Taylor-Joy Steps Into the Zendaya Promo Void
First up: vintage.

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