Anya Taylor-Joy in Giambattista Valli
You know this is coming: To me, this outfit is what you'd get if The Rockettes did a routine based on Brenda and Kelly at the Spring Dance. And actually, Anya Taylor-Joy would be pretty good casting for that, so maybe instead of sending it back she should hop over to New York and talk about it.
You could not pay me to walk around giving myself a wedgie and then sit in a theater in that, even WITH semi-protective pantyhose. Actually, you probably could, let's be honest. You could pay me Julia Roberts money. I would sell out for that, in this Internet economy, and I don't mind saying so.
Anya Taylor-Joy
You might think, "Well yes, she's pantsless, because it's a skirt?" And it is. I think. Who knows. But my confusion comes from how she went from this...
... to THIS. And is that... a bunch of belts? Can she sit in THAT? Where are your protective panty-hose now?!? Are we all just borrowing people's accessories instead of spending money on jeans?
Also technically pantsless, but at least this one is normal. Well, other than the Escape Room apparatus someone strapped to her waist. You have an hour to free her. GO.
with Chris Hemsworth
I just wanted you to know that she doesn't ALWAYS stand with her arms flared and her legs crossed.