
This whole thing made me roll my eyes so hard that I ended up staring back at my brain, which was very busy rotting in a Diet Coke soup of its own making. She looks like someone told her the theme for the night was "Like a Prayer" by Madonna.

Clearly Kate Middleton should've worn this.

This is actually entertaining. Something about the sheen of her makeup is yellowing her a little, perhaps? But the outfit has personality without being lingerie and/or based on her derriere.

Unlike this one, which is a demon tutu.

From the front it's no better. The pale pink and the dingy beige look boring and unfinished together. This is basically a petticoat, and actually, there are petticoats that would be super mad at me for saying that.
