> ## Content Index > Fetch the complete content index at: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/llms.txt > Use this file to discover other available public pages before exploring further. # Arde Madrid Premiere - URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/arco-madrid-premiere/ - Published: 2018-11-08T16:45:48.000Z - Updated: 2018-11-09T21:37:35.000Z - Author: Heather - Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:58 ## Debi Mazar ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2018/11/shutterstock_9970385ba-1541637976.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by REX/Shutterstock (9970385ba) Debi Mazar 'Arde Madrid' series premiere, Madrid, Spain - 07 Nov 2018 I've structured this in (relative) order of wackiness -- it's not perfect, but it's themed and more or less accurate -- but I had to begin with Debi, because we know her the best. She is just a stunning woman, and I LOVE the idea of this dress, but the boob portion seems very Fembot Nipple Weapon to me. ## Cayetana Guillen Cuervo ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2018/11/shutterstock_9970385aa-1541637910.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by REX/Shutterstock (9970385aa) Cayetana Guillen Cuervo 'Arde Madrid' series premiere, Madrid, Spain - 07 Nov 2018 She is an actress/TV presenter (and was the runner-up on Spain's *Celebrity Masterchef*), and she looks excellent. That's a great suit, and by the time you are finished with this slideshow, you will enjoy wondering what she thought when she arrived at this party and saw everyone. ## Clara Lago ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2018/11/shutterstock_9970385am-1541637942.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by REX/Shutterstock (9970385am) Clara Lago 'Arde Madrid' series premiere, Madrid, Spain - 07 Nov 2018 That's also a great dress. We start out so well here. ## Amaya Valdemoro ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2018/11/shutterstock_9970385b-1541637958.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by REX/Shutterstock (9970385b) Amaia Valdemoro 'Arde Madrid' series premiere, Madrid, Spain - 07 Nov 2018 She's a famed and decorated Spanish basketball player (who was in the WNBA for a bit), and the ENORMITY of her scarf made me laugh. As did her orthopedic shoes, although being a pro athlete certainly explains why her feet might need a little TLC. ## Itziar Castro ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2018/11/shutterstock_9970385ce-1541638055.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by REX/Shutterstock (9970385ce) Itziar Castro 'Arde Madrid' series premiere, Madrid, Spain - 07 Nov 2018 Pants, blouse, leopard accessories... I feel you, Itziar. I FEEL YOU. ## Cecilia Suarez ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2018/11/shutterstock_9970385ah-1541637926.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by REX/Shutterstock (9970385ah) Cecilia Suarez 'Arde Madrid' series premiere, Madrid, Spain - 07 Nov 2018 Cult robes are going GLOBAL. ## Ana Fernandez ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2018/11/shutterstock_9970385d-1541638125.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by REX/Shutterstock (9970385d) Ana Fernandez 'Arde Madrid' series premiere, Madrid, Spain - 07 Nov 2018 The optical illusion here is that the skirt is sheer and the red boots go all the way up to her crotch, but actually I think it's just lined up very very well and her skirt has two red stripes in the front. I cannot tell if that is a bag or a giant hat, and honestly, it might be both. ## Sara Salamo ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2018/11/shutterstock_9970385eg-1541638201.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by REX/Shutterstock (9970385eg) Sara Salamo 'Arde Madrid' series premiere, Madrid, Spain - 07 Nov 2018 This seems sort of benign, but it's also not that cute. ## Rossy de Palma ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2018/11/shutterstock_9970385dx-1541638186.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by REX/Shutterstock (9970385dx) Rossy de Palma 'Arde Madrid' series premiere, Madrid, Spain - 07 Nov 2018 She looks like a mime, a paratrooper, and a PI all in one. It's also not even the weirdest thing Rossy De Palma has ever worn. ## Paco Leon ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2018/11/shutterstock_9970385dp-1541638172.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by REX/Shutterstock (9970385dp) Paco Leon 'Arde Madrid' series premiere, Madrid, Spain - 07 Nov 2018 All I know is, Joaquin Phoenix needs to play this man in a movie made about this party. ## Julian Villagran ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2018/11/shutterstock_9970385cf-1541638070.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by REX/Shutterstock (9970385cf) Julian Villagran 'Arde Madrid' series premiere, Madrid, Spain - 07 Nov 2018 I legit thought this was Beck for a second. ## Ana Locking ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2018/11/shutterstock_9970385g-1541638218.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by REX/Shutterstock (9970385g) Ana Locking 'Arde Madrid' series premiere, Madrid, Spain - 07 Nov 2018 So many ruffles and weird accessories. Is she AWARE someone tried to pull a flower out of her hat? ## Hiba Abouk ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2018/11/shutterstock_9970385bu-1541638039.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by REX/Shutterstock (9970385bu) Hiba Abouk 'Arde Madrid' series premiere, Madrid, Spain - 07 Nov 2018 This might just be her Sexy Matador Halloween costume. ## Eduardo Casanova ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2018/11/shutterstock_9970385bd-1541637991.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by REX/Shutterstock (9970385bd) Eduardo Casanova 'Arde Madrid' series premiere, Madrid, Spain - 07 Nov 2018 And I suspect this is his. ## Anna Castillo ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2018/11/shutterstock_9970385p-1541638267.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by REX/Shutterstock (9970385p) Anna Castillo 'Arde Madrid' series premiere, Madrid, Spain - 07 Nov 2018 This is very cheerful, made from the caps of a thousand college grads, AND potentially also secretly shorts. ## Marta Torne ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2018/11/shutterstock_9970385dj-1541638155.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by REX/Shutterstock (9970385dj) Marta Torne 'Arde Madrid' series premiere, Madrid, Spain - 07 Nov 2018 This is so colorful, and the fan and fur is really what kicks it over the edge. Like, if you're hot, don't wear the fur? And if you're cold, pack up the fan. ## Marta Hazas ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2018/11/shutterstock_9970385dg-1541638140.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by REX/Shutterstock (9970385dg) Marta Hazas 'Arde Madrid' series premiere, Madrid, Spain - 07 Nov 2018 We are in the Very Loud section. ## Candela Serrat ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2018/11/shutterstock_9970385y-1541638283.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by REX/Shutterstock (9970385y) Candela Serrat 'Arde Madrid' series premiere, Madrid, Spain - 07 Nov 2018 I've heard of dresses over pants, but this appears to be attempting to be a dress over a skirt -- or, not even; a dress over a skirt that had SUDDEN REGRETS and tried to alter itself. ## Ana Maria Polvorosa ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2018/11/shutterstock_9970385i-1541638234.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by REX/Shutterstock (9970385i) Ana Maria Polvorosa 'Arde Madrid' series premiere, Madrid, Spain - 07 Nov 2018 Robert Palmer video meets Pretty Woman. ## Angie ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2018/11/shutterstock_9970385l-1541638249.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by REX/Shutterstock (9970385l) Angie 'Arde Madrid' series premiere, Madrid, Spain - 07 Nov 2018 The previous outfit plus this dress both average out to two regular-coverage garments. ## Laura Sanchez ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2018/11/shutterstock_9970385cm-1541638087.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by REX/Shutterstock (9970385cm) Laura Sanchez 'Arde Madrid' series premiere, Madrid, Spain - 07 Nov 2018 Until now, I didn't realize what's missing from my life is a PLEATHER AND TULLE BREASTPLATE. ## Eugenia Martinez de Irujo ![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2018/11/shutterstock_9970385bk-1541638006.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by REX/Shutterstock (9970385bk) Eugenia Martinez de Irujo 'Arde Madrid' series premiere, Madrid, Spain - 07 Nov 2018 I mean, we know your name, so the mask isn't REALLY hiding anything. ## Maria Leon ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2018/11/shutterstock_9970385cw-1541638102.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by REX/Shutterstock (9970385cw) Maria Leon 'Arde Madrid' series premiere, Madrid, Spain - 07 Nov 2018 Do we think she was hypnotized into wearing plastic sheeting? ## Godeliv ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2018/11/shutterstock_9970385br-1541638022.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by REX/Shutterstock (9970385br) Godeliv 'Arde Madrid' series premiere, Madrid, Spain - 07 Nov 2018 And THE PIECE DE RESISTANCE. 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