Debi Mazar

I've structured this in (relative) order of wackiness -- it's not perfect, but it's themed and more or less accurate -- but I had to begin with Debi, because we know her the best. She is just a stunning woman, and I LOVE the idea of this dress, but the boob portion seems very Fembot Nipple Weapon to me.

Cayetana Guillen Cuervo

She is an actress/TV presenter (and was the runner-up on Spain's Celebrity Masterchef), and she looks excellent. That's a great suit, and by the time you are finished with this slideshow, you will enjoy wondering what she thought when she arrived at this party and saw everyone.

Clara Lago

That's also a great dress. We start out so well here.

Amaya Valdemoro

She's a famed and decorated Spanish basketball player (who was in the WNBA for a bit), and the ENORMITY of her scarf made me laugh. As did her orthopedic shoes, although being a pro athlete certainly explains why her feet might need a little TLC.

Itziar Castro

Pants, blouse, leopard accessories... I feel you, Itziar. I FEEL YOU.

Cecilia Suarez

Cult robes are going GLOBAL.

Ana Fernandez

The optical illusion here is that the skirt is sheer and the red boots go all the way up to her crotch, but actually I think it's just lined up very very well and her skirt has two red stripes in the front. I cannot tell if that is a bag or a giant hat, and honestly, it might be both.

Sara Salamo

This seems sort of benign, but it's also not that cute. 

Rossy de Palma

She looks like a mime, a paratrooper, and a PI all in one. It's also not even the weirdest thing Rossy De Palma has ever worn.

Paco Leon

All I know is, Joaquin Phoenix needs to play this man in a movie made about this party.

Julian Villagran

I legit thought this was Beck for a second.

Ana Locking

So many ruffles and weird accessories. Is she AWARE someone tried to pull a flower out of her hat?

Hiba Abouk

This might just be her Sexy Matador Halloween costume.

Eduardo Casanova

And I suspect this is his.

Anna Castillo

This is very cheerful, made from the caps of a thousand college grads, AND potentially also secretly shorts.

Marta Torne

This is so colorful, and the fan and fur is really what kicks it over the edge. Like, if you're hot, don't wear the fur? And if you're cold, pack up the fan.

Marta Hazas

We are in the Very Loud section.

Candela Serrat

I've heard of dresses over pants, but this appears to be attempting to be a dress over a skirt -- or, not even; a dress over a skirt that had SUDDEN REGRETS and tried to alter itself.

Ana Maria Polvorosa

Robert Palmer video meets Pretty Woman.

Angie

The previous outfit plus this dress both average out to two regular-coverage garments.

Laura Sanchez

Until now, I didn't realize what's missing from my life is a PLEATHER AND TULLE BREASTPLATE.

Eugenia Martinez de Irujo

I mean, we know your name, so the mask isn't REALLY hiding anything.

Maria Leon

Do we think she was hypnotized into wearing plastic sheeting?

Godeliv

And THE PIECE DE RESISTANCE.

People Looked WAAAACKY at the Premiere of this Spanish TV Show

Starring Debi Mazar as Ava Gardner.