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# Are These... Pretend Chaps?
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/are-these-pretend-chaps-03-2020/
- Published: 2020-03-12T18:00:26.000Z
- Updated: 2020-03-12T04:22:02.000Z
- Description: It appears so, but why?
- Author: Heather
- Tags: WTF, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 08:09

Talia Ryder here is in the upcoming indie *Never Rarely Sometimes Always*, and I take her to be a person of profound social conscience. Why? Because she clearly knew she was needed. She clearly knew the world was desperate for a distraction, even a fleeting one, during These Dark Times. And so she walked up to her closet, tapped her chin thoughtfully, and then said, "It's time," while reaching for That Hanger.

And thus: *The Chappening*.

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